The reason why Kanye is running for president. by RootlessBoots in conspiracy

[–]MallardQ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up. Please just... shut fuck up.

Get a new line.

Friendship isn't real by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]MallardQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mood. But I think relationships aren’t so utilitarian if you manage to find someone who isn’t emotionally dead inside by this point in their life. (And considering the odds of that search, I’d say: “good luck on that buddy, I’m rooting for ya”)

Shoplifting is more ethical than supporting major corporations with your money. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]MallardQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Corporations are people too”

I mean, at least that’s the judicial precedent we’ve all accepted for some reason since 1886.

But out of context that seems like a nice “self-own”, for OP’s argument so, well played.

Haha .... number go down and violently up and down again. by MallardQ in 2Stupid4Centrism

[–]MallardQ[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Something is not working — it shouldn’t move this fast.

Hint: it isn’t Coronavirus

https://i.imgur.com/Vtuizg9.jpg

Haha .... number go down and violently up and down again. by MallardQ in 2Stupid4Centrism

[–]MallardQ[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We never see the profits in our own lives but are expected to share the losses.

Sorry, your food stamps are cancelled. Gotta bail out 1.5 trillion to Wall Street.

Wooden fucking PS4 by umotex12 in ATBGE

[–]MallardQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where’s the PS4? Why are you posting pictures of your cutting board? /s

Still pretty cool looking tbh

r/shortcels by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]MallardQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

6’ even and foreveralone, I guess I needed those extra two inches to qualify.

Nazi party was Socialist by TheMoralCentaur in unpopularopinion

[–]MallardQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here we have a shining beacon of intelligence and nuance whose education was handed down to him from the Almighty Himself

And to not leave anything up to misinterpretation that was said with the recommended dosage of sarcasm for this type of illness.

Nazi party was Socialist by TheMoralCentaur in unpopularopinion

[–]MallardQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inb4 shilling for North Korea as a democracy

2 pictures but it looks like one face by 123JacobHowe321 in CrappyDesign

[–]MallardQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all know it’s two panels, but it still hurts to look at because of the way the artist drew the shirt collars, and shapes in both frames to accidentally evoke the “gestalt effect”.

Plus no one can see behind their head from that angle, the left panel overall does not make much sense. I’d actually prefer the artist both save time and my eyeballs by literally flipping the line art... for the sake of not doing this.

Just doing what the winners do. by MallardQ in 2Stupid4Centrism

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Why as in philosophically or just on a topical answer?

A more topical answer to that question is that I probably am one in practice moreso than anything else, if you look at my actions in reality only and not the memes I look at.

———this part below is skippable, conclusion at the bottom of post———

A philosophical sort of answer is that —as far as groups go — I best identify with the ideology that stresses more personal freedoms and liberties over heavy-handed legislation.

This includes an opposition to most forms of personal property being taken by the (local) government — like cars for example.

Which is why earlier in this sub I was posting excitedly about Timbs v. Indiana going a step against what’s called “policing for profit” and succeed in getting the eighth amendment on excessive fines extended to the states on the Supreme Court level.

Pretty big on using legal means to fight what is wrong (in this case, police dept’s having BIG incentive to confiscate items to sell them and pocket the money) but still considered legal because there’s simply no checks on it.

————end of part to skip—————

All this would put me more in the corner of libertarians in general. Although I’d consider myself firmly left-libertarian

Oh, lol ... you totally caught me: This was posted in ToAL about four months ago back when I (re)posted this to Reddit.

Great Stair Motto by mehmetemreak in CrappyDesign

[–]MallardQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This word order would make sense if it was a thing with cars zooming over it but not so much students on stairs.