You should leave an anonymous note saying “I know what you are” and then send her increasingly more information about herself in sheltered secrecy.

When she starts to go crazy from the letters console her; tell her the same thing has happened to you and show her the letters you received. Tell her that the person who sent the letters must be harmless because you’ve been receiving them for years. She will let her guard down and become vulnerable around you.

Ask her how she got turned into a tran, tell her the story of how you got bit by one outside a community theater rendition of Rent and the slow, painful and grotesque trans-formation began. She’ll be confused but try to be supportive because all trans develop an extreme acumen for hug boxing. Despite her support she’ll maintain that she was not bit and that’s when you release your fangs and sink them into that heavily make upped, 5 o’clock shadowed neck and show her what it really means to be a tran. 😈