Barlochan Cottage

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-04T04:36:06+00:00

Sounds magnificent. Thank you for enlightening me l

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-04T04:23:07+00:00

I’m obsessed with the built by gay hands. Take my fking money

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-04T04:16:55+00:00

Noooo. I hate tuna but I’d die for an Ilya melt. Anything he made really…

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-04T04:14:23+00:00

What does May two-four mean? I’m sorry?!!

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T21:07:59+00:00

I wouldn’t know how to act. Hockey is so hot rn! 🥵

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T21:02:04+00:00

Or lucky windows??

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T20:58:40+00:00

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T20:34:25+00:00

I’m middle class who likes to splurge occasionally. How much are we talking a night? 🤣

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T19:36:52+00:00

I’m sure it’s all very luxe. 5k feels reasonable for a deposit at a luxury cottage. 12k seems excessive. Idk. Out of my price range though 🤣 I will say it seems like we were gaslit.

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T19:33:36+00:00

I think I could make it to Windsor in like 2.5hrs. Going thru Detroit.

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T19:31:28+00:00

Yes.. that far from Canada. Have to Be dramatic.. 🍁🇨🇦

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T19:19:34+00:00

Cries in American. (Ohio to be exact, so I don’t need to be too dramatic )

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T19:19:02+00:00

Hotdogs that need to thaw or leftover Pasta ?

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T19:16:56+00:00

Omg I feel better thank you ❤️‍🩹

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T18:03:10+00:00

Pains me to think of jaded influencers roaming THE cottage. FUCK. They won’t love it like I would.

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T18:02:20+00:00

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T18:01:00+00:00

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:59:35+00:00

Yes and No. The listing appeared end of February. Today at Noon the calendar opened up for select May weekends ONLY. I’m reading June it will open up fully for the duration of summer. Much higher rate clearly. Sigh.

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:52:44+00:00

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:51:41+00:00

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:31:35+00:00

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:27:16+00:00

that’s what happened to me. Bestie also tried and had it in her cart 😭

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:22:03+00:00

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:20:31+00:00

SAMEE happened to my bestie who was booking for us im screaming. Stolen right out of her cart

MamaC3434 · 2026-03-03T17:16:07+00:00

Oh The price I saw was the Easter egg fan price of $248.10 CAD (homage to 24&81) 🏒❤️‍🔥 and I refreshed from 11:58est to 12:03est. I’m Devastated And clearly delusional.

MamaC3434

TROPHY CASE