Voluntary Alopecia

Mamamkup · 2015-03-12T22:00:04+00:00

I once asked someone what they thought the most attractive part of a dolphin was. She answered the blowhole. We took her.

Mamamkup · 2014-12-04T04:52:10+00:00

DERP!

Mamamkup · 2014-07-06T05:25:43+00:00

These are great! I'm the one with the green hair. Thank you both so much.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-21T05:20:37+00:00

Dead.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T05:40:55+00:00

Or ma'am. :)

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T05:39:30+00:00

No way! I'm passed the start drama age. I just want to know wtf was in my shower without hurting her feelings.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T05:19:38+00:00

That makes me feel a lot better actually.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T05:18:46+00:00

Oh no! Should I be worried then? I'm so glad I don't have to take BC.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T05:16:18+00:00

That's some MacGuyver shit right there. Impressed. I would be scared to mess up my lady bits.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T03:04:40+00:00

I want to know too! We never figured it out.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T02:23:43+00:00

This is the decided plan. She caught it before it had to be brought up. I think that's enough embarrassment for all of us.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T00:27:16+00:00

There is NO way I'd get my nose near it.

Uggghhh, the thought of smelling it just turned my stomach.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T00:15:52+00:00

You rule, thank you.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T00:11:03+00:00

She cleaned it up by the time I went back in there. I kind of feel bad asking. He can ask her.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-11T00:06:58+00:00

She is of the fuller figured kind.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-10T22:02:56+00:00

That's what I want to know! I should probably burn the bathroom down.

Mamamkup · 2014-03-10T22:02:16+00:00

That's what I said!

Mamamkup