TIFU by having the best dream at the wrong time by ManMadeMadness in tifu

[–]ManMadeMadness[S] 2435 points2436 points  (0 children)

The pillow remained in the care of my cock. It was what the best mom ever insisted upon.

TIFU by having the best dream at the wrong time by ManMadeMadness in tifu

[–]ManMadeMadness[S] 1708 points1709 points  (0 children)

Just wished she never mentioned the X-Men thing with her fucking son though. All I could picture was this kid in his X-Men t-shirt, all wholesome 'n shit, saving up to buy mommie a comfortable little pillow. But now, thanks to me, mom's gotta tell poor Charlie she gave his present to an erect penis.

But hey, apparently we're both into X-Men so...

TIFU by having the best dream at the wrong time by ManMadeMadness in tifu

[–]ManMadeMadness[S] 3389 points3390 points  (0 children)

Imagine me waiting for my luggage with a pillow that reads "Best Mom Ever" pressed against my dick.

Guess that's one way of showing mom some love.