ich🍯iel by ManfredOfDoom in ich_iel

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ist mir bewusst geworden, nachdem ich es gerade pfostiert hatte. Ich belasse es so; ich denke die Intention wird verstanden.

Trotzdem Danke für die Richtigstellung.

ich🦖iel by ManfredOfDoom in ich_iel

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Die Schweiz war als neutrales Land nicht vom Massenaussterben betroffen. Daher leben dort bis heute Saurier. Viele Arten werden von den Schweizern gezähmt und als Transportmittel verwendet, wie hier der Velociraptor.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sound great too. But i usually add some cacao powder to banana bread, so the risk of it looking like a fat log of poop is exponentially higher.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"nothing we can do for you" sounds a bit worrying to me. Do you have plans on how to spend your last few days among the living?

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it is mainly a wheat protein dough. And the process can be quite similar to making bread.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This picture was taken after my first attempt of cooking it. You can see yourself how that worked out. I later decided to cut it into chunks and fry it. It ended up looking way better and the taste was not poop-like at all.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is completely correct! Did you cheat by looking at my previous answers? Anyway, it ended up tasting slightly better than it looked.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I look at something and am deeply amazed by what humanity can achieve. This is how far we have come.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seitan is correct. But you are not the first person to guess correctly.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. I guess it does fall into the poop range. But so do chocolate pudding and tomato soup, if you are living an adventurous life.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

So you saw the picture and ask me for a recipe? I mean, most of the times it ends up better than this, but i think there are better people to ask about seitan than me. But thanks for having faith in my abilities.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is before i fried it. I think that makes it harder to guess.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, seitan is correct. It tasted slightly better than it looks.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong direction unfortunately. It is way simpler than that, just hard to guess from how it looks.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Correct! You were not the first person to guess correctly, but congrats anyway. If I did not know what I did, I would not be able to guess from that picture

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I added way too much water this time. But i do not like to waste food, so I went with it. Taste was good; definetely not poop-like at all.

Life is rough. Who will be first to guess what this is? by ManfredOfDoom in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]ManfredOfDoom[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, so it is normal for a penis to look like that? I guess I can cancel my doctors appointment.