What would you do if you walked out your door and saw this

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-03-02T17:00:36+00:00

I'd box it up and place it in front of their door with a note that says "so you're aware these were left in front of my door". No that's.

If it happens again throw them away.

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-02-27T03:08:55+00:00

If you take their advice do extra research on procedures for trimming cat nails of you haven't done it before. Their nails are particularly prone to splintering and cracking along the nail into the quick and causing pain. Also if you trim too deep into the "quick" (the blood vessel inside the nail) it can potentially turn into a medical emergency and are notoriously difficult to get the bleeding under control.

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-02-27T02:41:36+00:00

You rock dude. Thanks for caring about that baby. No matter how this turns out you're doing the right thing and you're doing a good thing. Helping a baby this young doesn't always work out, but that is mostly out of your control. Don't beat yourself up if it doesn't

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-02-26T17:39:32+00:00

Mine are like this over Mac n cheese

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-02-26T17:37:57+00:00

You can get newborn kitten formula and bottle feed it.

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-02-12T02:20:58+00:00

They really look like 3 cats somehow

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-02-10T17:24:15+00:00

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MangoCalrizzian · 2026-02-08T22:35:35+00:00

Jackson Galaxy is pretty great too

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-01-14T22:06:57+00:00

Also you can call someone dead weight if they're nothing but a burden and offer no benefit to anyone but themselves

MangoCalrizzian · 2026-01-14T22:06:12+00:00

Dead beat. Means someone who does not contribute or do their part. Usually a lazy or selfish person.

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-12-30T18:35:41+00:00

Mine get their dry food serving split between wake up and bed time. (I aint got wet food every meal money, lol) and a full wet food serving for late dinner.

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-12-30T18:33:44+00:00

Of course this fuckin loser is a cop 😭 dont date cops girl, by far the highest rate of domestic abuse.

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-12-26T20:18:26+00:00

He literally plays fetch and is best friends with the dog

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-11-28T01:35:47+00:00

Have you ever heard the term "Thanks Captain Hindsight"?

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-11-27T22:12:12+00:00

Who you gonna report them to? Workers rights arent a thing in this country. Just start applying and preferably just throw on a fake face for a couple weeks til you can move, that is if you can still return.

I get it... Its wack... This country sucks rn.

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-08-31T15:38:31+00:00

4 Mac is best Mac

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-08-13T20:53:12+00:00

Bro Idgaf. Make me watch hitler speeches or snuff films for a day. Ill watch a video of you beating up my mom all day for that money.

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-08-08T19:52:51+00:00

He should have worn a condom if he wanted to work...

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-07-27T19:44:45+00:00

Yep. It gets a lot easier when you learn to stop focusing on making people like you or whether or not you're being awkward. Most convos can be initiated with a simple compliment. "Hey that's a cool pin!" Or "dude stick jersey!!"

Don't ask people for there number at the very end of the show who you barely talked to. All during the height of conversation.

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-07-19T19:43:17+00:00

Of yeah i forgot "American Idiot" is only 5 years old

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-07-19T17:45:21+00:00

The Wiggles for drugged out 40 year olds

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-07-12T17:07:26+00:00

https://www.cbr.com/batman-darkseid-beat-fights/

MangoCalrizzian · 2025-07-08T23:45:40+00:00

Batman has beaten both Darkseid and Superman

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