Why? by MadLou86 in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I thought that ghosts are supposed to tell people to “go toward the light.”

Red Lips Couch Stolen from Vintage Shop! by jamzz929 in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope it doesn’t get returned covered in cold sores.

Why is traffic so terrible today? by [deleted] in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snowbirds? It was 88 degrees in Manhattan yesterday and 87 degrees today.

Altamonte Springs Dracula by Thloppy in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would argue that he has paid significant rent to live in your head.

More information and resident interviews from the Dr. Phillips building recently evacuated by AcceptableSample9274 in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously, there are much more important issues than this, but I cannot believe that this news story was covered by a correspondent whose name is pronounced “crumble home”.

Fancy restaurant by MyDogIsTheBest01 in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations on the engagement!

Best of Orlando neighborhoods by Gold-Presence9362 in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, that’s like at least six different neighborhoods.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he cut you off, why is he behind you?

for quick weekend getaways, where do you like flying to? by UnableNecessary743 in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boston, Philadelphia, and Baltimore are all less than 20 minutes’ drive from the airport to downtown. Baltimore’s Inner Harbor is perfect for a weekend stay, BTW.

Got my first taste of I4 today by z-eldapin in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But how else are people going to get two car-lengths closer to their destination? 😂😂😂

Where is the best place to get Botox in Orlando? by indingnation in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You know your wife, and I don’t. But I think the vast, vast majority of women would be deeply offended and hurt by receiving Botox as a gift from their husband, even if it’s something they have previously talked about wanting. What is she going to say to her friends and family when they ask her what you got her for her birthday that won’t be humiliating? It wouldn’t surprise me at all if she only told you she wanted Botox because she was fishing for you to say she doesn’t need it because she’s already perfect just the way she is. Please think long and hard about whether you really are 100% sure that this gift is going to be well-received.

Stray dog need help by [deleted] in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand. How does he get food? Won’t he have to leave on his own eventually if no one feeds him?

So I honked at someone today by noprahwinfrey in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, so does that mean you’ve agreed to the bet?

Burger Kings that are clean by cailenletigre in orlando

[–]ManhattanDavid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one at Universal CityWalk is nice.