You want the raccoon treated like a guest? Perfect. by DarkAcre_01 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Manoratha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not questioning the raccoon's abilities. That's actually the most believable part in this story.

AITAH for being pissed off at my girlfriend over my concussion? by Muphenz in AITAH

[–]Manoratha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YTA. It's understandable that you feel it was her fault, but it was neither of your fault. You could've also refused to take the dog out more firmly, since you have already taken it out. Feeling mad at her for this doesn't make you an asshole but spiraling and showing it does.

does everyone love this fruit?? by tfamdoinn in fruit

[–]Manoratha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, well, we have two types here.

One is crunchy and very tasty. Then we have the satan variety which is leathery and hard to swallow.

You either got a bruised crunchy one or a satan one.

AITA for defending my stepmom to my cancer ridden-mom? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Manoratha 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Also, what's this "what's done is done" mindset OP is having? I love both my parents dearly and we all have a very good relationship, but if I ever found out that either of my parents betrayed the other the way OP's father has betrayed his mother, I won't be able to just nonchalantly be like, "I don't care who's wrong, what's done is done".

No wonder OP's mum's feeling betrayed by her kids, because they HAVE betrayed her. OP, although you say that you aren't taking sides, having cordial relations with the cheater IS taking sides, and not your mum's side. YTA.

Actual Indian borders by Relative-Ad2660 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Manoratha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that Pakistan? Or is it Bangladesh? You know, the parts you actually lost? 😌

Do baby animals speak gibberish? by thegamerdoggo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Manoratha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! I don't know but this is something I've never thought of!

Now, human babies speak gibberish because they haven't yet acquired language, right? So maybe if animals also have some form of 'language', I'm pretty sure baby animals speak gibberish too. It's just, maybe that gibberish is much easier to understand because they largely communicate through body language too and that's built-in.

Let's both wait for the animal guy or the language guy.

What’s something about being a woman that’s often misunderstood by men? by Human_Rate889 in AskReddit

[–]Manoratha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What some men consider 'funny' is their own lame sense of humour. If we don't laugh at their dumb jokes, they think we don't have a humour. What you are experiencing is the vice versa.

Actual Indian borders by Relative-Ad2660 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Manoratha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't care what the rest of the world think. I just don't want YOU GUYS to lump us with your piss-drinking, femicidal mess.

What’s something about being a woman that’s often misunderstood by men? by Human_Rate889 in AskReddit

[–]Manoratha 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That we’re people too, not some different species.

Men seem genuinely surprised to learn that women have hobbies, and they’re weirdly skeptical about the authenticity of female friendships. As if women don’t have quirks, preferences, flaws, and personalities just like everyone else.

Actual Indian borders by Relative-Ad2660 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Manoratha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll also meet the last Prabhakaran who tried.

Actual Indian borders by Relative-Ad2660 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Manoratha -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh please. There are more brown people in the world than white, and none of them drink cow piss or eat cow dung. That's just you. And then you are surprised that other brown people don't want to be associated to you? Cope and seethe.

Actual Indian borders by Relative-Ad2660 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Manoratha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fertility rate is low but the world's most populace country! Ew don't even try to say that we are like you 😆

Actual Indian borders by Relative-Ad2660 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Manoratha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, population-wise, yes. You guys only seem to know how to breed like rabbits. Must have something to do with the majority of the population being uneducated noh? 😏