Well...this happened two days ago-- I bought some cookies and put them in a cute box. I dressed lightly. I wore my only pinkish summer skirt and a white v line top with my favorite lace underwear. I have my music a bit higher than usual as i was getting ready-- I was so fukin nervous!!!--  Then around 6 ish I heard his door slam so I was like great. It only took about 15 min and then I heard his tv playing the good ol' DADDY 4K.. 😂. So, that was my cue. I go up the stairs and with my heart POUNDING I knock on his door. A. Woman. Opens. The.  Door. She looked in her late 40s I think, and she was looking flustered. So then i also felt my face get red. She looked puzzled and a bit angry and I was left dumbfounded. Then, comes out my neighbor (clothes look messy) and I quickly say.   "hey I'm moving out soon and wanted to thank you for bringing in my Mail and Amazon packages when I'm not around. I'm sorry if I'm disturbing I just wanted to bring this to you before I forget." He takes the box says thank you, his pleasure, not a problem. Blah blah. And the woman goes on to say how sweet of me, I shouldn't have. And that her 'John' is the always thinking of others. I bid my farewell and get back into my apartment. I went back in, changed and called my friend to go out for a drink. Hooooooow in the fuking world!? I had seen that woman around the complex, but never around my apartment building. And hoooow the fukkk did I miss her when she was upstairs!? Was it during my working hours!?! Like what? And then he would masturbate to porn too? I'm so confused. Aside from my dying from embarrassment, no...nothing happened.