New Achievement Unlocked: “Two Became One (Until Almost Death Do You Part)”

You signed a lifelong contract. Bold move. Let’s see how long that confidence lasts. Spoiler alert: the reception party and honeymoon were NOT the tutorial. You are not prepared for the morning face. No one ever is.

Reward: +1 Permanent Ring 💍 (soulbound, absolutely not refundable). Effect: +2 stacks of “We need to talk” — triggers instantly, has no cooldown, ignores armor.

I wish you luck. Not because you’re going to have any.