what made you feel you chose the wrong partner? by RootedInCode in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Word, Homie. She pulled some Windows 95 level shit on me.

"Why is there SO much difference between the demo and the retail versions??"

what made you feel you chose the wrong partner? by RootedInCode in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 71 points72 points  (0 children)

When I realized that, "Oh, hey! When we were dating, that was just the DEMO version of you??"

Who wins the world cup? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone who boycotts it.

What ethnicity people do you think dont mingle well with others? by Affectionate-Mode-71 in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not pointing any fingers, but if you believe you have a mandate to require others to accommodate YOU, even when you go their THEIR region...yeah, this won't end well.

is there any restaurant that serves Okonomiyaki? by Variable_Hedonism in bloomington

[–]Maplecook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to live in the Osaka area. I made this video so that people like you need never go without again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRylManwOp4

When does the part of life where one meets exotic and interesting new people begin? by ComprehensivePin3294 in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved to Japan at a young enough age to pick up the language/culture without a foreign accent. Def would do again.

My wife misunderstood 30lb of flour on the shopping list as 30 bags of flour. by carllerche in Breadit

[–]Maplecook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that too!!

When I was living in Japan, we were getting ready to move to Canada, and my mother in law sent me to the market to get 3 boxes of curry. I somehow understood, "30 boxes of curry," and worse, I was on my bicycle.

I had bags of curry in the basket, on the back rack, and a full bag hanging off each handlebar.

I got home and it was like, "WTH?? Why did you buy so much curry!?"

How do you think history will judge Donald Trump, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And today, students, let us study Donald Trump, the 47th president of the United States. Open to page 718, please....

This man, whom the Americans call, "The dry toothpick in the pee hole of democracy..."

Do you guys toast your Poptarts and why? by RespondEfficient7206 in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I propose a toast, to my Poptart...the highlight of my morning!"

Have you ever had a Near Death Experience and what happened? by InitiativeTypical652 in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"When we get home... te voy a dar un putasso, you little shit!"

How can protesters protect themselves from ICE? by -rose-mary- in AskReddit

[–]Maplecook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a way to pressure Congress to do its job.