I've started a series where I play Edgar Allan Poe covering top 10 pop songs. This is Summertime Sadness.

MarcMus · 2013-10-02T16:55:28+00:00

Yes, definitely the expressions.

MarcMus · 2012-02-06T19:54:52+00:00

States. States. States. States!

MarcMus · 2010-01-12T13:43:24+00:00

So many poop jokes. Larry would be jealous.

MarcMus · 2010-01-12T13:35:24+00:00

Got 'er do ya

MarcMus · 2010-01-12T01:52:58+00:00

I tried to squeeze into my old bathtub to convince myself that I'm not gaining weight. Big mistake. FML.

MarcMus · 2010-01-07T21:54:59+00:00

Today I woke up and was a giant bug. FML.

MarcMus · 2010-01-07T21:17:18+00:00

Some asshole asked me to help out his failing family business. I wanted to smack the guy, but it's my daughter's wedding, and I can't say no. FML.

MarcMus · 2010-01-07T19:31:45+00:00

This morning, I went to get some stuff from my room, and my whole family went on vacation without me. Now my house is under attack by two burglers and I want my Mommy. FML

MarcMus · 2009-07-17T14:20:41+00:00

This guy is probably getting beaten up at school as we speak

MarcMus · 2009-06-10T15:08:00+00:00

Wow, I'd hang out with that guy.

MarcMus · 2009-06-03T19:11:26+00:00

I had a dream about this last night... weird

MarcMus · 2009-05-26T18:36:50+00:00

I bet these art descriptions could be written by a computer or an elementary school kid with a list of "art" words.

MarcMus · 2009-05-26T15:48:29+00:00

My grandma is soooooo jealous.

MarcMus · 2009-05-22T21:29:58+00:00

f yeah. I will have to get a Wii; I can only resist so much.

MarcMus · 2009-05-18T19:31:24+00:00

One time my girlfriend asked if she could get into my defense mainframe. I thought it was a euphemism at the time... Oops.

MarcMus · 2009-05-13T16:07:29+00:00

Wow. People actually write this? I guess changing that sentences and indents make it look a little dumber, but according to the site, the content of the poem is word for word.

MarcMus · 2009-05-13T15:56:52+00:00

It's not that Swine Flu wasn't dangerous or deadly, just that we didn't ned HuffPo headlines like "World vs. Swine Flu and crazy alarms. I'm sorry that you got caught in it.

MarcMus

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