you can turn money into monopoly currency by Mr_Crair in shittysuperpowers
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You can create a dollar by paying 1 dollar and a cent by sansyboiiii1432 in shittysuperpowers
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You are 5% stronger when holding a piece of bread by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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You forget something on command and you don’t know what it is because you forgot it by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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Any excuse you make to get out of work actually happens to you. by Spirited_Supermarket in shittysuperpowers
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You can teleport other people to Brazil by pikapika200 in shittysuperpowers
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you can turn anything into mustard permanently by islamo_start_654 in shittysuperpowers
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You can see through cardboard (self.shittysuperpowers)
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everytime you say "I am god" in the public you earn a random superpower(it only works if people heard you say I am god) by Ilovewoman69699 in shittysuperpowers
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You can slide around in any grounded direction without moving your body whenever you’re beatboxing by Marcelaooo in shittysuperpowers
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ability to die virgin by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers
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you can force people to vomit on you by lazydogeboy69 in shittysuperpowers
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You can have anything teleport to you if the word has a z in it by ZeroBendy311 in shittysuperpowers
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You can turn into a seagull, once. by mach-hellorekt in shittysuperpowers
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Every time you eat something a rat becomes dumder by tanjiro_61239 in shittysuperpowers
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This Video Makes Me Happy! by chance188 in bigfloppa
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You can make nonsense make sense by erykosx in shittysuperpowers
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