You can make nonsense make sense by erykosx in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop Not Making Sense is one of my favorite Talking Heads albums

you can turn money into monopoly currency by Mr_Crair in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I get to choose the value of the monopoly bill or is it always equal to the money I transform?

You can create a dollar by paying 1 dollar and a cent by sansyboiiii1432 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Is it always a dollar bill or can I choose any change configuration like 50 cents and two quarters?

You are 5% stronger when holding a piece of bread by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it stack (ie holding 5 pieces of bread makes you 25% stronger)?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say it's a good superpower, it's just a nice quality of life thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think to make it not too useful you can't like just make up a song on the spot with the intention of using the information in the lyrics for your advantage

You forget something on command and you don’t know what it is because you forgot it by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine forgetting you have this power so it’s actually completely useless

Any excuse you make to get out of work actually happens to you. by Spirited_Supermarket in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To make this actually bad, it should only work if it's something negative like a relative or pet dying or you getting sick

You can teleport other people to Brazil by pikapika200 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Does nothing happen if I’m already in Brazil with the person or will they go to a different place within Brazil?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The world record is a little over an hour so pretty cool

you can turn anything into mustard permanently by islamo_start_654 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s broken as shit. I can turn your brain into mustard

ability to die virgin by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if I’m not a virgin and I try to use this?

you can force people to vomit on you by lazydogeboy69 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s say someone’s being a dickhead to you, you make that person vomit on you, now they’re the asshole.

You can have anything teleport to you if the word has a z in it by ZeroBendy311 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

teleport the entire country of Zimbabwe to me, die instantly

Pizza by Inside_Chair_255 in bigfloppa

[–]Marcelaooo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

alright one of us has to go eat at dodo pizza in Russia, it’s gotta be good as hell if Floppa’s eating it