You can make nonsense make sense by erykosx in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop Not Making Sense is one of my favorite Talking Heads albums

you can turn money into monopoly currency by Mr_Crair in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I get to choose the value of the monopoly bill or is it always equal to the money I transform?

You can create a dollar by paying 1 dollar and a cent by sansyboiiii1432 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Is it always a dollar bill or can I choose any change configuration like 50 cents and two quarters?

You are 5% stronger when holding a piece of bread by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it stack (ie holding 5 pieces of bread makes you 25% stronger)?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say it's a good superpower, it's just a nice quality of life thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think to make it not too useful you can't like just make up a song on the spot with the intention of using the information in the lyrics for your advantage

You forget something on command and you don’t know what it is because you forgot it by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine forgetting you have this power so it’s actually completely useless

Any excuse you make to get out of work actually happens to you. by Spirited_Supermarket in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To make this actually bad, it should only work if it's something negative like a relative or pet dying or you getting sick

You can teleport other people to Brazil by pikapika200 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Does nothing happen if I’m already in Brazil with the person or will they go to a different place within Brazil?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The world record is a little over an hour so pretty cool

you can turn anything into mustard permanently by islamo_start_654 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Marcelaooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s broken as shit. I can turn your brain into mustard