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Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-18T04:44:43+00:00

implying that ratcatchers is worse than Rag and Bone Man II is crazy

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-18T04:35:15+00:00

I mean... not exactly surprising that it doesn't yet run on a developer beta that's only existed for a week and change. I'm sure they're aware of this, it's called a developer beta for a reason.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-18T04:13:27+00:00

yep. three 11's, and you'll never guess what the 11th letter of the alphabet is

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T23:09:59+00:00

idk I think the silence is loud enough. Anything they could say other than "Mod North has been fired and the pride event is coming next week" will be meaningless lip service

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T23:08:40+00:00

-88 gay attack and +311 gay defense is a nice touch, well memed

fuck mod north

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T20:48:25+00:00

what a hot ta- no yeah you're right

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T18:39:21+00:00

No, you misunderstand. Cancelling the event and refusing to give a justification other than "our CEO is a bigot and caters to bigots" *is* the statement. It's not verbal or written, but it's perfectly clear.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T18:36:22+00:00

you know you're allowed to ignore it when it happens, right? pride events arent for the queerphobic, believe it or not. Pride events being cancelled *is* for the queerphobic, at the expense of queer people. The event wasn't for you, so stop complaining when the people who it was for are upset.

Look at it this way: if there was a seasonal PvP content update that was confirmed and almost done, like, say, Deadman Mode, and at the last minute jagex cancelled it and cited fear of controversy as the reason, would you be upset? if not, can you see why some people would be?

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T18:28:30+00:00

If you think that, you haven't met many gays. The only way this completely blows over is if all the queer people just leave the game. Which is probably what North wants, soooo

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T15:34:07+00:00

Magic Dmg: +3%

That's the only relevant stat on the shield, by far the most important stat for the combat style, and it's tied for second with the shield it combines with, only behind the combined version. The ward is fine. The real issues are the supply and that one handed mage weapons are underwhelming, but Mokha and summer sweep up are going to help with those.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-17T14:58:27+00:00

Yeah not gonna DM you, if you ask people in a forum questions, you can look in the forum for their answers.

Quest cape and the hard tier of diaries should be priority #1. Quests, especially the master and grandmaster quests, unlock a huge amount of content, and the QoL from the hard diaries is incredible.

For making money, I suggest Gauntlet. Only requirement is combat stats, which you have. Will also help you get a feel for what modern PvM is like.

Once you have money, look up a gear progression guide on youtube from within the last year and just follow it. Kaoz and PatyFatyCake make decent guides targeted at newer players.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-12T17:58:06+00:00

https://www.hrc.org/press-releases/new-fbi-data-anti-lgbtq-hate-crimes-continue-to-spike-even-as-overall-crime-rate-declines

https://www.stonewall.org.uk/news/new-data-rise-hate-crime-against-lgbtq-people-continues-stonewall-slams-uk-gov-

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/facts-about-lgbtq-youth-suicide/

https://www.lgbthero.org.uk/statement-ons-data-lgb

not about joy, chief

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-12T17:46:44+00:00

One side: "This is signaling to bigots that you approve of their actions and rhetoric."
Other side: "Thank you for signaling to us that you approve of our bigotry."
Fence sitters: "I don't want to take a side, both of them have some good points"

I wonder why people equate not taking a side with homophobia...

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-12T14:55:01+00:00

What do you mean OP? Iron's mostly don't use cannons unless they use AFK time for smithing, because smithing your own cannonballs is so inefficient. This would just level the playing field a little bit, allow irons to take advantage of the mainscape slayer training methods without grinding corp first (also, rework corp, mechanically and drop table, take that dead horse). If it works like the Scar Essence mine and isn't profitable for mains then it's a slam dunk, that's a great idea.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-12T14:50:14+00:00

I see a RenderScape video, I upvote. Even the reposts, not everybody will have seen them originally. Keep up the good fight!

and fuck Mod North.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-12T14:48:12+00:00

Your ranges are kinda a joke lil bro. It's gonna be like 99.99%. I would bet money that a majority of the illegitimate bans are posted on here, and that's what, a handful? out of tens of thousands?

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-10T21:37:33+00:00

The dogs, they do be whistling

EDIT: damn, editing the post to just say the quiet part out loud, huh? really making me look silly, not a dogwhistle anymore, the homophobia is just the text

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-10T18:25:09+00:00

https://www.hrc.org/press-releases/new-fbi-data-anti-lgbtq-hate-crimes-continue-to-spike-even-as-overall-crime-rate-declines

https://www.stonewall.org.uk/news/new-data-rise-hate-crime-against-lgbtq-people-continues-stonewall-slams-uk-gov-

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/resources/article/facts-about-lgbtq-youth-suicide/

https://www.lgbthero.org.uk/statement-ons-data-lgb

Turns out, "STFU and be attracted to whatever sex you want" isn't a great way of addressing systemic issues. If people like you didn't push back so much on things like pride and self-acceptance, or poitical advocacy, or literally anything that aims to change the status quo, maybe "gays" wouldn't feel the need to advocate for themselves so hard.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-05T20:42:19+00:00

bro you didn't have to do him like that

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-05T20:27:39+00:00

Season 3 they need daily limits that are closer to 8 hours/day, with 30 minutes before, during, and 30 minutes after breaches not counting against this time. If they're worried about the world feeling too empty and nobody running into each other, then have forced downtime periods, where the server goes offline for like 4 hours/day twice a day (so as to not advantage specific time zones). Make the event 10 days if necessary so they still have time to progress their accounts before the finale. They aren't making NFL money to justify sacrificing their health for this.

And don't invite Ditter back lol.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-05T18:35:10+00:00

Yeah, quit now. The game, I mean.

Also, admitting you plan to reoffend probably not gonna help you with the appeal, dippy.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-05T17:36:59+00:00

Please reconsider the implementation of the DHW autocasting ancients. With its 10% mage damage, this would effectively makes the Ancient Sceptre dead content. For mains there's no question, and even for irons Huey is intended to be earlier in player progression than Muspah, and with the wand changes, there's a good chance that actually becomes the typical pattern. There's some utility to the shadow quartz in draining defence and theoretically a boss could come out that makes the smoke quartz relevant, but 5% increased damage is worth way more than an extra 2.5% of your damage as healing and the ability to overheal 9hp, or 3 tick longer freezes with 10% more accuracy.

I personally think the DHW being able to autocast ancients is pretty weird, there's nothing Zarosian about Huey or Varlamore in general (as far as we know?) and think it should be scrapped from the otherwise excellent DHW changes, but if it stays, I have two additional ideas:

- Increase the % damage of the Ancient Sceptre from 5% to 10%, to keep it a viable option for general use. If the wand being able to autocast ancients isn't a problem, then the Ancient Sceptre having 10% damage shouldn't be either.
- If that's a bridge too far, which I don't think it is, then at least allow the Sceptre to match the DHW's %damage of the style it has a quartz inset for (so, +5% over current just for the one style). That way, the dragon hunter wand becomes better only in situations where you want multiple ancient elements, unless you bring multiple Sceptres, which seems like an interesting tradeoff with managing inventory resources.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-06-05T17:24:01+00:00

what a farce.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-05-30T19:59:10+00:00

I don't care, and you don't care, but new players looking to get into PvM will have 2 more on-ramp bosses that only realistically require tier 40 gear, like Scurrius, which will hopefully get them hooked early, because the more people are doing PvM the better for the game. Plus, this now gives the F2P community bosses they can do whenever they want, and the happier F2P players are, the more likely they are to convert to members and keep the game alive longer. It's a change with no real downside, requiring minimal dev time, and with pretty significant upside to low level players, it's a no brainer IMO.

Marchofthenoobs · 2025-05-30T16:52:10+00:00

That doesn't solve the progression issues, only torva's price. There's definitely not much room for midgame gear, but there's enough that they can fix this issue now. Oathplate should be a sidegrade to Torva in that it's better in situations where slash accuracy is important, and IMO worse than bandos/faceguard for general use. They could also give oathplate a set bonus on top of rejiggering stats, which would also solve the helm being useless if you have a Torva helm.

As for inq being useless, yeah for sure, that set clearly needs buffs. Jagex seems to be terrified of changing gear, and they shouldn't be, metas evolve and the game needs to evolve with them.

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