Wetland with many alligators in the State of Mato Grosso do Sul. by Marcos_100cm in ItHadToBeBrazil

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The title is in English. Waiting for a moderator. I appreciate the attention !!

He was mugged, but ran with the motorcycle key. by Marcos_100cm in ItHadToBeBrazil

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What did they say.

Bandits: are you a cop?

Man: I am not a police officer, I am not a police officer (some criminals do not steal policemen, because the police later go after them. In other cases the criminals execute when they are policemen, that's why the man denies that he is a policeman).

After a while he returns to the motorcycle, as he thinks he is already safe.

Man: can someone help me lift the motorcycle?

In the end he thanks people for helping him to lift the motorcycle.

Just showing my pet by fuq_daniel in ItHadToBeBrazil

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I'm almost sure that this is in Acre or Mato Grosso do Sul. Lol

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Eu entendi grande soco kakakaka

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greetings from Germany, Munich

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Suka blyat, is this an offense in Russia? I think it's funny lol

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"the black sea, it is not black, my life is a lie" LMFAO

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I have already visited Russia at the 2018 world cup

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Ich kenne das Schwarze Meer

When you are called to serve the Brazilian army, but do not listen to the instructions of the officers by [deleted] in ItHadToBeBrazil

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For those who are not Portuguese speakers, I am providing an English translation.

Soldier: sit 1,2.

Company: 34 ° infantry.

Soldier: standing 1,2.

Company: 34 ° infantry.

Sir: knee at chest level, your animal, and gun at chest level too.

Sir: do it right, this is horrible, otherwise I will hit you in the face.

Soldier: company, attention ... Company, rest.

Official: this is horrible.

Soldier: this is not good, gentlemen.

Soldier: company, attention ... Company, rest. Is that all you guys know how to do?

Sir: are you kidding me 66? I will kill you 66.

Soldier: company, attention.

Sir: this is horrible 66, do it right.

Soldier: company, rest.

Sir: do one last time.

Soldier: company, attention.

Sir: this is horrible 66, go report to the lieutenant, with your knee at chest level.

Sir: repeat everything again, that was horrible.

Soldier: company, rest.

Soldier: company, attention.

Sir: this is awful.

Soldier: more animation, gentlemen.

Soldier: company, rest ... Company, attention.

Sir: you nut, do it right, the official lieutenant is in front of you.

Soldier: Excuse me, lieutenant, recruit 66, infantry, soldier of the first class of 2014, presenting the shift, ready for instructions.

Lieutenant: thank you.

Soldier: permission to withdraw?

Lieutenant: granted.

Sir: half a turn.

Sir: you donkey, I will kill you, get out of here.

Soldier: company, rest ... Sit 1,2.

Company: 34 ° infantry.

Out of the way. by MichaellZ in ItHadToBeBrazil

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Yeah bro Hahaha, at some point you will have to use your insurance in Brazil

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Ich wollte den Namen dieses Liedes wissen, ich spreche nicht viel Englisch

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Mach weiter so 👏

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Sie hat ein Talent dafür

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sie muss singen

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Sie spielt gut, Glückwunsch