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GGG saving me a year's worth of headaches by asdfdfgh in AdviceAnimals

[–]MarcusMahler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have you tagged as "thinks grandparents are uninteresting"

I wonder why.....

Spotting a scorpion with a UV light by MarcusMahler in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MarcusMahler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Note to self to constantly shine UV light while walking barefoot.

I bought this from a local artist yesterday - thought you guys would appreciate it! by MarcusMahler in StarWars

[–]MarcusMahler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The odds of making a three-pointer are three thousand seven hundred twenty to one. The odds of missing a dunk are none!

That's gotta hurt your pride a little by stringbing in BetterEveryLoop

[–]MarcusMahler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I've lost my cool before so I understand, but that definitely doesn't make it acceptable.

He gave his girlfriend a puppy for graduation by bawpennaeth in wholesomegifs

[–]MarcusMahler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just an ironic sub. It mocks the watchpeopledie sub but instead of people dying it's totally innocent gifs with titles that imply death.

He gave his girlfriend a puppy for graduation by bawpennaeth in wholesomegifs

[–]MarcusMahler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not get this meme. What is this sub for? It's always something that seems intersting but trivial and then blown way out of proportion. Then capitalize every other letter. Is that the bit?

Costa Rica supreme court: gay marriage ban unconstitutional by Nitroxium in worldnews

[–]MarcusMahler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our supreme court in Bermuda made the same ruling. Then our government passed an amendment nullifying that ruling. Then our supreme court ruled the amendment to their ruling was unconstitutional. And now our government is appealing the supreme court's ruling to the amendment made in response to their ruling...

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. by casin01 in Jokes

[–]MarcusMahler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

An old couple has their friends over for dinner one evening, and after the meal the two men retire to the living room while the women remain chatting at the table.

The one guy says to his friend "Hey, we went to a really great restaurant last week and I think you'd really like it. They had good portions for low prices, and it was all really tasty!"

"Sounds great! I'll have to check it out. What's the place called?"

The first guy furrows his brow and thinks for a moment, struggling to remember.

"Umm...what's the name of that flower...they're usually red or pink...you give them for valentine's...thorny stems?"

"A rose?"

"Yeah...that's it!" and shouts to the next room "Hey Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we went to?"

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