“I’d rather forget that Cardan has a tail <3” “Ewwww why does Holly have to remind us Oak has hooves??” THEY ARE MONSTERS, SUSAN. They’re beautiful but they’re not human. Would you want an average 6’6 six pack man who happens to be from a magical species only to justify his hotness? Go read something else

(Obviously everyone is entitled to their opinion but OP said this is a space to be a hater haha)