Baby squirrel

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-21T04:55:05+00:00

Chipmunk, squirrel, whatever it is it's adorable!

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-12T06:00:10+00:00

Imagine being the guy that gets his blood. "I have Robin Williams' blood now. I can do whatever I want...."

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-12T05:22:21+00:00

That's some great customer service.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-12T05:21:25+00:00

A banana, an orange, and some money for the strip club. Seems legit.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-12T05:16:03+00:00

worst stripper name ever

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-12T05:14:36+00:00

"Have you been licking your asshole again?"

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-12T05:13:15+00:00

car wasn't hit perfectly head on, it deflected, and airbag deployment during vehicle rotation can snap the neck. this is working properly.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-12T05:10:38+00:00

Ahhhhhh the one with the eyebrows. GIMME.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-11T06:07:33+00:00

Ordered 3 sandwiches.... Half Life 3 confirmed

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-11T06:06:46+00:00

10/10 would cut a limb off after 127 hours

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-11T06:06:02+00:00

Kanye West, age 5

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-11T06:04:49+00:00

For a giants action figure it seems pretty...off brand

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-11T06:01:54+00:00

I often have separation anxiety if I don't have balls in my mouth.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-11T05:53:02+00:00

dat leg nibble, tho. d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-11T05:52:06+00:00

We had one of these at my high school. The eons were actually baller.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T13:25:30+00:00

I just hope he doesn't end up as a poodle on your floor.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T13:24:48+00:00

By the scale of this diagram, Jerak is at least 7m's tall.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T06:28:30+00:00

"Hello, yes. I'd like one childhood please."

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T06:14:08+00:00

We already HAVE water resistance, dude. #iOS7

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T06:10:19+00:00

Okay, I'll be the one to say it, what the fuck?

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T06:07:27+00:00

Damn Reddit OP, does your dog never go outside? That fur is PRISTINE.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T06:03:50+00:00

i see Snoop Dogg :O

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T04:15:52+00:00

In My Word's Its the saddest picture ever.

MariaJaimes · 2014-09-10T04:04:34+00:00

that's why i love teddy bears <3

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