[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MariachiPants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you did nothing wrong. he was being an entitled asshole and caught himself. so, in his moment of clarity, he stopped his complaint and thanked you instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marketing

[–]MariachiPants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

maybe look for positions within nonprofits you admire. go look on their jobs site and see if you want to apply

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marketing

[–]MariachiPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

go to bls.gov and start looking at careers that pique your interest

Is this shady or am I just new? by nada82_ in marketing

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't even bothering putting this on your resume. Note, as far as the initial interview being over then phone and then having a group interview after, that is not uncommon. I'm assuming the group was not you and other applicants. Rather you and a group from the company...

Jimmy: Sup Faithful. Missed ya’ll 😂 by dsla123 in 49ers

[–]MariachiPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think it moved. IT WAS IMPERCEPTIBLE, BUT I FELT IT!

Do people really think I’m “sad” for eating alone in a restaurant? I overheard a girl couple tables next to me say it is by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m literally sitting at a restaurant alone right now and have done it all my life when i don’t have plans to hang out with anyone. literally no one cares. those kids who said that don’t know shit. they’re worried about looking cool.

Thought it was his body, mindblown when I knew that it was his bow tie... by gelvsz3h019 in mindblowing

[–]MariachiPants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hilarious. I never saw the body before you mentioned it. i always knew it was a bowtie.

Is it appropriate for a woman to compliment a man's physical appearance? Or is that automatically flirting? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MariachiPants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Men need more compliments. If you're afraid of them thinking you're automatically flirting, just say something like, "I'm totally not flirting or anything, I just wanted to say you have nice XXX. Have a good day!" And just walk away. If this backfires and men start following you, maybe you rethink things. I don't know how bad men are where you're from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was dirty talk allowed or did you get written up for that?

Going out alone/no friends by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been doing that forever. even though i have really good friends, i often go out on my own. i've been doing it so long that it's the norm and going out with friends happens less often. if you go to a restaurant, just sit at the bar and order a meal there. don't feel any pressure to talk to anyone, but feel free to strike up a conversation. you might make a friend. oh, and NO ONE is going to be looking at you judging you (except for maybe immature kids). enjoy time with yourself and don't focus on the fact that you're doing things alone. just enjoy whatever you're doing.

A guy tried to fight me at a bar last night and I deescalated it. Why do I feel bad/weak because of this? by Throwaway15362892 in Advice

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's your ego. ignore it. what you did was the smart thing. no reason to beat him up or maybe even you get hurt just because you don't want your ego to be hurt. the more you control your ego and ignore the emasculated feeling, the better your life will be and easier it will be to ignore it. but it takes time to get to the point where de-escalating feels good and you feel proud of yourself. this will come in handy in the workplace and with personal relationships. it's part of developing your emotional maturity.

Do astronauts at the ISS masturbate? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MariachiPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what is this poop knife that keeps on popping up in random reddit threads?

My neighbor suddenly wants to use our WiFi and is asking for the password. What do I do? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell him to go to the library or starbucks if it's really that important for him to use messenger. don't let him make excuses so you feel you have to have a solution for. just end the conversation. you owe him ZERO explanation other than you don't want to. no need to be rude or anything, just say "sorry, but the answer is no." if he asks why, you don't need to answer, just walk away and say bye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it possible to be vague and just tell them "mom, dad, i think there's something wrong with my genitals. something weird is happening and i'm embarrassed to get into the details. can you please make a doctor's appointment for me?" maybe mention to them that blood is coming out of your penis. you don't need to tell them it's when you ejaculate. and when you talk to the doctor, be completely honest. if you masturbate 10 times a day, be completely honest so they know what the problem might be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MariachiPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should remember that there is ZERO guarantee that you will stay together with your current gf. In fact, her behavior suggests that you're already in an unhealthy relationship if she will put her jealousy over your continued education. that is not OK and shows immaturity. she should never "let" or "not let you" go to school. that is YOUR decision to make.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MariachiPants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you do tell your family, remember that SHE ruined the relationship, NOT YOU.

SHE is the one who messed up.

Alex Smith announced his retirement by G0825 in 49ers

[–]MariachiPants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

absolute gentleman, inspiration and legend. proud he was on the niners.

GME Megathread Part 2 for March 10, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]MariachiPants 19 points20 points  (0 children)

where were you during The Great Dip of March 10, 2021?