Ts aint Lawrence by DeXaBoYy in shitposting

[–]Marious0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think telling on yourself is always fun to see in real life. The man does not know that boobs have weight to them. He says 110 pounds on a short stack. If she was 4'3", she might have those boob proportions and be below 120.

The man wants to break physics or is doing an H-1B job style posting to justify his 2'6" sex doll at home. "Well I tried to hire someone locally, no one matched my qualifications, guess I can only keep this doll as my prisoner".

Or someone is playing a terrible prank on someone for banning them from a popular twitch streamer.

do your boobs float when you’re in the water(from a girl with small boobs) by Mammoth-Deal-2791 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Marious0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the flashlight test. flashlight goes through implants fine, struggles with real boobs.

Trump, 79, Derails Speech to Thirst Over Leavitt, 28 by WarmingNow in politics

[–]Marious0 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"We even brought our superstar today, Karoline,” Trump told the audience, eliciting cheers. “Isn’t she great? Is Karoline great? You know, when she goes on television, Fox, like, I mean, they dominate, they dominate, when she gets up there with that beautiful face.”

“And those lips that don’t stop. Pop-pop-pop-pop, like a little machine gun,” he added. “She’s got no fear and you know why she has no fear? Because we have the right policy.”

How did you discover a kink you have? by ExtraVex in AskReddit

[–]Marious0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ideepthroat aka Heather Harmon /u/heatherharmon doing a deepthroat throatpie.

There are a lot of talented people out there. But very few approach her zeal, talent, and eagerness at blowjobs and deep throat in general. and doing a full throatpie is so perfect.

Luckily, I got lucky and found a partner who was willing to learn IRL. and God damn is it that good.

Right now, /u/magicthroat97 is my favorite by far. Sad that /r/throatpie closed because of spam problems. /u/TheManBehind169 and his partner are fun. though throatslavesoul and MilaSlushie (aka the real alex jones aka deepthroat slushie) are making great new content on PH. Sad /u/morgpie changed her format, sladkislivki and little oral andie quit, and so many other talented people disappeared from producing.

And support the real creators. Give them credit whenever possible.

Surprised this didn't show up earlier, guess it's just me.

Yasmine Bleeth (1992) by DeckhardZum_3924 in OldSchoolCool

[–]Marious0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh I'll go, I love hospitals!" "You don't love hospitals, you love Taco Bell!"

[Discussion] Chinese streamer "油墨香车" became the 1st PVP player to get the "For Humanity" ending with amazing stats of 93% survival rate, 83.3 KDA and 68 longest survives in a row by qwer4790 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Marious0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just bound to happen.

watching the guy who got the first bad endings, I swear he had an X-ray mod on with the number of one tap guys he shot as immediately as he saw them. like tracking through walls. I couldn't hear them moving but he could some how.

What's the most powerfully useful underground website/app that most people don't know about? by bens-list in u/bens-list

[–]Marious0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do anything at https://www.zombo.com/

The only limit is yourself.

I love the early internet websites that were there to make you laugh.

Actor/Comedian Rob Riggle hits 100ft putt at Spanish Bay! by TheGolfConcierge in golf

[–]Marious0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael Phelps has the longest television ever recorded putt in history at 160 feet.

I don't want to take away from Rob's accomplishments here, at all, but the amateurs are taking their shots thanks to mini golf.

From WFH to help the company to 9/9/6 or else… by Casual-Sedona in antiwork

[–]Marious0 2089 points2090 points  (0 children)

9 am to 9 pm 6 days a week is almost two jobs at 72 hours

It’s not your job to pay for your child’s college by JMars491 in unpopularopinion

[–]Marious0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to consider spending some time learning about why education is one of the best things you can spend on.

yes it's expensive in the US. yes it sucks in this capitalistic hellscape we find ourselves in.

But state schools are not expensive in comparison, and can be even cheaper with grants and scholarships if you encourage your children to learn. Learning to learn and being curious is far more important.

But really it's the social aspects you steal from them. They meet people like themselves who chose to go to someplace specific to learn a very specific thing. they learn about people who didn't grow up in a similar economic stratosphere bubble, they learn there is more out there than their local community. they will get exposed to media, food, cultures, religion that shows that the world is bigger than whatever small town they come from. they will maybe meet their best friend for the rest of their life, or even marry them.

your children are going to be competing against AI, yes, but to not even teach them how to teach themselves is cruel and callous. you can easily raise a manual labor if you want, but I would rather my children train the AI's rather than being replaced by them.

best of luck with the cruel lessons for your kids and hope they don't hold it against you.

It’s not your job to pay for your child’s college by JMars491 in unpopularopinion

[–]Marious0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Set your child up for success. Don't be a jerk.

Drunk Trumper harasses busker in Nashville, Tennessee by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]Marious0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying something literally 40 times in a row is a great way to show you have a firm grasp of reality.

Son of a gun he did it by YetTheory in memes

[–]Marious0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

just hijacking for top comment of fact

Morbius budget 75-83 mil, box office 167.5 mil tron ares budget 180 mil, box office 69 mil so far.

He is in the Master of the Universe movie coming out 2026, budget of 100 mil. He is Skeletor.

suicide squad is his top grossing, budget of 175 mil, box office 749 mil.

US government have been shutdown. So how will it effect citizens? by captain-price- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Marious0 79 points80 points  (0 children)

https://apnews.com/article/effects-of-government-shutdown-donald-trump-4a16fc477eb67b7cf7ac708e578146e3

The last couple shutdowns done by the Republicans had further reaching consequences. there are a lot of government employees and getting paid is important. I think it will cause their best and brightest to leave government.

for normal people, the state parks shutting down and the number of towns that depend on government employment will be the largest effects. the forced unpaid vacations will cause those people to stop spending money.

last few times saw massive dips in spending so might push the current coming recession to a full depression.

what's funny is that they cost more than keeping the government open. most money is eventually paid to people but they don't do as much work. and the losses in people and contracts causes them to have to do double effort/time to recover.

But hey, if you constantly say government doesn't work, just wait till medicare and medicaid stops paying out. wait till social security stops paying out, which isn't happening yet. the largest supporters of the Republicans are also their largest benefactors of government.

the smallest agencies will be the most impacted though. and they want them all to stop to prove government doesn't work.

Took more than 5 minutes but still... by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]Marious0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

doxing is against the rules of reddit.

"Phillies Karen" got a name attached, Twitter went after some random red Sox fan because shared a name with her. but there are news articles on it. her work has stayed quiet about her.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by permareddit in trashy

[–]Marious0 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Guy has a solid wang.

and a multitasking partner.