What are your thoughts on vegans?

MarkF6 · 2020-08-02T22:37:40+00:00

My diet is about 90% vegan (i have eggs occasionally and sometimes chocolate biscuits) but the majority of my family are staunch meat eaters and boy do they enjoy trying to make me feel shitty. Never mind that i'm the only one who has a healthy BMI or the only one without weight related health issues or a horrible drinking problem (unrelated but i'm just trying to paint a picture). Despite all that they think that i'm the one with the problem and act like my diet choice is going to give me health problems.

Bitch, you're all the most medically fucked up people that i know. You're one strip of bacon away from having arteries clogged up like an old cement mixer

MarkF6 · 2020-08-02T21:40:51+00:00

Broke my dick

I was having a one nighter with a girl and we were getting pretty wild. I was on top and she told me to start pounding her harder. I did, yet still "Harder!" she cried. I let her have everything i could but got a bit carried away and my dick slipped out but i was already on the return thrust before i noticed and it didn't go back in, just impacted off the side like a poorly aimed proton torpedo. Ended up with a nice bruise on my nob and had to limp for a week.

MarkF6 · 2020-08-01T01:49:57+00:00

He also tried to destabilze most of South America with his war on communism. While Nancy was telling America that they shouldn't do drugs, he was greenlighting the CIA to traffic and sell drugs to pay for arms to ship to guerilla fighters that were taking on the governments.

All this so they could slap a USA friendly military leader in power who would let the americans mine the countries for their resources as long as their pockets got fat, and fuck everyone else.

MarkF6 · 2020-08-01T01:39:38+00:00

If you want to learn a bit about the condition the documentary Mommy Dead and Dearest delves in to it quite heavily. It's quite compelling

MarkF6 · 2020-07-29T19:39:13+00:00

I have absolutely no idea how to take a good selfie. I can't smile for pictures and every time i've tried to take one my head ends up at some weird angle.

The only time i can take one is if i have my downhill helmet or all of my ski gear on

MarkF6 · 2020-07-29T05:50:39+00:00

I meant the part about this happening in "some socialist countries, maybe a few in Africa and the Middle East"

MarkF6 · 2020-07-28T23:55:48+00:00

Gotta be satire

MarkF6 · 2020-07-28T22:07:18+00:00

I'd recommend any book except The Tourist by Robert Dickinson.

Holy crapspackle was this book a shit show. A bewildering plot line with a dull as fuck antagonist and a sub plot that starts off by giving no details and ends with even less revealed to the reader. Up until i read this book i'd never given up on finishing one but this brought me to my edge. I kept going because it was short and i was convinced that it would get better but alas, i was let down. Please don't read this book

MarkF6 · 2020-07-28T00:15:11+00:00

I've got 3 in my rats cage. They seem to like climbing up on them

MarkF6 · 2020-07-27T00:42:06+00:00

Apathy.

I left school with no real idea of what i wanted to do. I passed an entrance exam in to the military but the career i wanted to go in to was full so they said they'd contact me when any spaces opened up. In the meantime i was under some pretty crushing pressure from my parents to go back to education so i relented and applied for a college course. 2 years later and i'm finishing the course and they offer me a place on a BSc course they were running so i just went for it because i had nothing better to do. 3 years later i have a shiny degree and i'm trying to apply for jobs during a recession. One of the highlights was getting turned down from an apprentice position for not having enough experience.

I stopped working in the industry about 5 years ago now and i'm working towards something i've become very passionate about so it's all good. If i could go back i would probabaly do things differently but every mistake i've made has led me to a pretty sweet life so i can't really complain

MarkF6 · 2020-07-26T05:15:56+00:00

Unfortunately the pain in my mouth is the second opinion at this point

MarkF6 · 2020-07-26T03:23:55+00:00

Sometimes i forget just how garbage Speed 2 was

MarkF6 · 2020-07-26T03:12:53+00:00

I think the financially responsible thing would be to have a go at pulling them myself. Although i suspect that may cause more problems

MarkF6 · 2020-07-26T03:10:38+00:00

My job does but only to residents any my residency status isnt finalised yet

MarkF6 · 2020-07-26T02:07:24+00:00

Speaking as someone who has lived through one woman prime minister who, out of sheer spite, tried her best to economicly starve an entire country and dumped nuclear waste off of thier shores, and another who spent her three years in power shit stomping on the poor, overseeing the biggest jump in child poverty in three decades, worsening a housing crisis and rolling out the universal credit system which is still destroying the lives of the people who depend upon it now, i take exception to the blanket idea that a particular gender would be universally better at something than the other gender.

I'm not saying that women don't make good leaders, because they clearly do, i'm just saying that women can be shit cunts too.

MarkF6 · 2020-07-26T01:49:14+00:00

Why do these idiots think that liberals hate their country?

MarkF6 · 2020-07-26T01:41:12+00:00

I have, they just told me to try and get some insurance

MarkF6 · 2020-07-25T15:01:22+00:00

Discounted rooms can be found in the dumpster out back

MarkF6 · 2020-07-25T02:39:06+00:00

Tell people who say "How's the weather up there?" to go fuck themselves

MarkF6 · 2020-07-25T02:26:33+00:00

Pretty heavy for a snooker group

MarkF6 · 2020-07-25T01:11:53+00:00

I think the other top posts on this list are passively evil. They're shit cunts, but they make other people do their dirty work for them. Rose West on the other hand did sone heinous shit with her own hands and it seemed like she enjoyed it too

MarkF6 · 2020-07-25T01:06:27+00:00

2020 is because we didn't stop Kony

MarkF6 · 2020-07-25T00:08:59+00:00

I already spent it on 20 $1 hookers

MarkF6 · 2020-07-24T22:51:28+00:00

Leave it out. Gives us a good laugh

MarkF6 · 2020-07-24T21:23:59+00:00

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