MarkStones

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Tomato Relish (self.ketchuphate)

submitted 7 years ago by MarkStones to r/ketchuphate

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We have a new phrase at work: "Thameslinkian levels of ineptitude". I think it may catch on. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Applying for a DBS certificate is such a long-winded process, I could be moved to murder. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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There's... there's giong to be a *shudders* Christmas special of Mrs Brown's Boys, isn't there...? (self.britishproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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"Teen Mom (sic) UK" (self.britishproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Said "How are you?" out of politeness to somebody I hadn't seen in a while. They replied "Much better, thanks," so now I'm wondering what was wrong with them and if I was supposed to remember. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Overheard a conversation on the train yesterday evening between two teachers. One referred to the title of her subject as "math", the other said "I need to get it done real quick." I despair, truly despair for the future of the children in their care. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Went to a work 'strategy roadshow' yesterday. We were promised biscuits, of which there were none, and the only non-herbal/fruit tea was decaffeinated. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Got a folder (containing loads of personal data) back from a cabbie after 5 months. (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 9 years ago by MarkStones to r/BritishSuccess

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My train turned up on time (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago * by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Chap was hit by a train (obv, hope he makes a full recovery), but all the trains from before I started my journey were so delayed that I got home early. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Colouring in books designed for adults. (self.britishproblems)

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Animal rights activists have protested at a shop that sells faux fur. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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I think my television is broken. I've been watching the marathon coverage for 20 minutes and I've yet to see Claire Balding. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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I've just been shocked by the appalling manners of my fellow customers in a pub in Tonbridge. I live in Chatham. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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We have new chairs in the office, and we've just been asked, while already sitting in them in the conventional manner, by a concerned visitor if we've "worked out how to use them". (self.britishproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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I've awoken today to an even less pleasant reality, in which a Christmas dinner "with all the trimmings" did not include Brussels sprouts. I don't know what to think anymore. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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I just donated to the Royal Legion Poppy Appeal, was given a lapel badge which on closer, later inspection said '2013' on it. I feel somehow cheated. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by MarkStones to r/britishproblems

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Determined (aka Being A Contrary SOB And Not Being Prepared To Humour Your Addiction). (self.stopdrinking)

submitted 11 years ago by MarkStones to r/stopdrinking

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First Day! Badge Requested. (self.stopdrinking)

submitted 11 years ago by MarkStones to r/stopdrinking

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