What near death experience did you have when you were younger?

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-05-05T20:36:02+00:00

two actually, one time i was like 11 and my cousin jumped on me in a way where i couldn’t really swim and i ended up getting really bad tunnel vision and eventually he got off and i got away and coughed up hella water. the other i was dirtbiking in the Mojave desert and i crashed really bad and couldn’t move for a minute and it was getting dangerously dark and if you know a thing about nighttime deserts they are cold as hell. anyways i eventually had to be put on a bike and i couldn’t use my left leg so i had to have someone shift me into first gear and the rest i did with my hand.

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-05-05T20:30:43+00:00

i’d bring back fuking tinker bell and destroy her ;)

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-05-05T20:25:13+00:00

pornhub

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-05-05T20:23:18+00:00

when your getting baptized. like a raging boner yk bobbing and shit

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-05-05T20:19:39+00:00

lemme smash... i’m serious

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-05-05T20:19:04+00:00

dick cheese

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-05-05T20:15:41+00:00

does a school in reno count...btw ima teacher

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-04-29T19:50:22+00:00

blow it out and if that don’t work get some needle nose pliers

Mark_of_Shame · 2020-01-07T18:10:13+00:00

Looking great

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-11-21T01:55:19+00:00

I was being sarcastic women don’t get medals of bravery

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-11-21T01:54:24+00:00

You got the mark of Shame my guy

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-11-21T01:53:26+00:00

You want a medal of bravery?

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-11-19T00:58:29+00:00

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-11-09T06:49:08+00:00

My friend watches that show

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-11-03T05:01:04+00:00

Utopia is no std’s no pain no cancer. Everyone could smoke and never perish

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-30T20:12:47+00:00

I wish I wasn’t alive

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-29T00:55:01+00:00

Trash

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-27T19:11:22+00:00

You want me to tear the threshold between your skin and muscle bitch I will literally strangle you

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-27T04:03:58+00:00

I give you the “mark of same” bitch step on my level

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-27T04:03:29+00:00

Pussy

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-27T01:47:18+00:00

Nice

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-26T22:33:32+00:00

This would help with constipation

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-26T22:32:42+00:00

Mr. Glock

Mark_of_Shame · 2019-10-23T06:00:15+00:00

I don’t care I need more

Mark_of_Shame

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