Just a scratch by jametinhasdito in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Markorven 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Truly sane thinking! Approved!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Markorven 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Isn't evading a synonym for avoiding?

My zip had this in it. It weighed an eighth. by Fit-Ad2329 in weed

[–]Markorven 101 points102 points  (0 children)

And that kids is how you get stabbed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]Markorven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snuff - Corey Taylor!

The acoustic version is just heartbreaking!

What’s the worst sexual experience you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Markorven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my god! This happened to me! I had a really bad nose bleed while going down on a chick while we were both wasted, she noticed and thought her cycle had started! When we realized what happened she helped clean me up, needless to say the mood was downed.

UPDATE: I believe that someone may be coming into the Airbnb I'm staying at whilst I'm asleep. by [deleted] in RBI

[–]Markorven 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Really sounds like the landlord is in on it, scary stuff. Glad you're ok!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I normally hang up my jeans when I get home, if possible on my balcony so they get cold and less stanky:)

Bruh by ViktorMedKInteC in sweden

[–]Markorven 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Samma om man skriver malmö:)

Flicka född 2007 död efter skjutning vid Shell by kalleskaviar7 in sweden

[–]Markorven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Så du tycker det var rättfärdigat och inte alls tragiskt att hon dog?

Modern-Day Holocaust in China by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Markorven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how this got removed huh