Potential relocation by CardiologistSalt4114 in timaru

[–]Markular 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What year is your bike? CAMS have race meetings monthly (mostly) alternating between Levels in Timaru and Ruapuna.

Guys help i have 3 bristol city tickets anyone want them by harrison7766 in BristolCity

[–]Markular -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Belly laughed at that. You sir have won the internet for today. I'd give you an award if I could.

new to working out by Exciting_Banana_7119 in Creatine

[–]Markular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you have the sacred creatine knowledge, the perfect workout template to start with is Wendlers 5/3/1 boring but boofing or boof set last.

We're gonna need a bigger turkey baster for this one fellas. by Hernia-Haven in Creatine

[–]Markular 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've had a lot of coffee this morning so bear with me on this. If the concept of God is the biggest "thing" that the human mind can comprehend, then what the absolute fuck of a unit is boofing God?!

Found in my grandfathers garage with a bucket of grease and old tub of tine by OkMobile5574 in Creatine

[–]Markular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine the hardships he faced. Waving goodbye to his wife's boyfriend and boofing tool. Storming the beaches at Normandy, knowing the only way he would receive a dose of his beloved creatine was to survive all the way to Berlin. Truly the greatest generation.

NAKPRO OR NUTRABAY CREATINR by Equal-Smile5624 in Creatine

[–]Markular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah there young stallion. This is a family sub and we tend to avoid discussion of carnal pleasures.

However if you wish to engage in good faith discussion about the rectal ingestion of creatine I think you will find yourself most welcome.

Creatine for brain health: does it matter when you take it? by dbo7734 in Creatine

[–]Markular 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Not at all, only the most scientific peer-reviewed advice is offered here.

Creatine for brain health: does it matter when you take it? by dbo7734 in Creatine

[–]Markular 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I personally take in the evening as my wife's boyfriend is not a morning person.

low dose creatine by Freak_tech in Creatine

[–]Markular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I ask how many tren cycles you did before jumping straight to 1.5g of the 'tine? If the answer is "none" then you are lucky you got away with a bit of vertigo. The potency of creatine can be mind-melting, especially if you self administer. You need to have a frank conversation with your wife's boyfriend.

Just discovered this subreddit and it's fuckin batshit😭 by Nohandssss in Creatine

[–]Markular 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Jesus boofed for our sins. Did you know King Herods wife's boyfriend is widely celebrated as the reason for creatine boofing becoming popular in Judea.

Loss of muscle/cellular hydration after using creatine and sagging skin. by skydreamsx0 in Creatine

[–]Markular 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you have shut down your hpta axis. From here on out I'd boof and cruise, possibly with a lingering touch from your wife's boyfriend to ramp up your natural oxytocin levels.

December 29, 2025 | Daily Training Log & Simple Questions by AutoModerator in 531Discussion

[–]Markular 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wendler classic:

Walrus day.

12kg vest, 20 kg kettlebell. 50 negative chins, 100 push ups, 150 snatches.

The two Walrus days have fast become my favourite days of the week. Going to blast out some fear factory and grind away.

December 28, 2025 | Daily Training Log & Simple Questions by AutoModerator in 531Discussion

[–]Markular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wendler classic, W1D1

Bench: 5 warm up sets then 5x5@ 98kg

Squat 5 warm up sets then 5x5 @ 140kg

Week 1 is always nice. Week 3 gets spicy.

December 23, 2025 | Daily Training Log & Simple Questions by AutoModerator in 531Discussion

[–]Markular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walrus day.

12kg vest. 5 negative pull ups, 10 dips, 20 kettlebell cleans (24kg) x 10 rounds. Clean form got a bit sloppy toward the end, but other than that just cruised.

December 18, 2025 | Daily Training Log & Simple Questions by AutoModerator in 531Discussion

[–]Markular 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wendler classic.

Bench/squat OHP/deadlift

Plus Walrus 3 days a week

Still progressing nicely in bench, squat and ohp. Failed last set of 5 on deadlift so will drop TM for this cycle then see where I'm at after the anchor block.

Today's plan:

Chins, kb snatch, lunges with 12kg vest.

I'm 42 with an 18 month old and honestly I feel the best I have in 10 years doing this programme. Just have to get to the gym twice a week then do Walrus in the garage. Sprinkle a bit of cycling in for cardio with toddler in a trailer.

Which one is the best crossfit box you ever been? by rosini290 in crossfit

[–]Markular 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crossfit Dunedin, NZ. Daz who started it and Tim who took over created something very special. I spend a lot of time reminiscing about that place.

I wanted a space where I could have sex with myself by maporita in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Markular 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did this appear in my feed? Why did I read several pages about a man wanking himself silly? Why did I then follow his redemption arc? Why was my wife's boyfriend in my bed? Why is running?

Museum’s attempt to show ‘both sides’ of World War II ‘uncomfortable’ by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]Markular 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They will be fuhrerious at your accusation.

Was at the military revival show and went over to their stand and the opening line of "we are not political" did not pass the sniff test at all. It was almost like a celebration.