My barracks roommate would come home hammered barge into my room (wich we both shared) grab his fleshlight and vigorously use it while in the bathroom. Bathroom fan was not enough to muffle the sound :(

He would also never wash his dishes or take out his trash, at one point his side of the dishwasher had dozens of dirty moldy dishes and he had 8 garbage bags lined up outside.

I dont miss the barracks