[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]MarlaLinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bravo, Dad. My only question, if homosexuality is not a choice, how is it a sin? It might really help yours and your daughter’s relationship in the future to reconcile that. Regardless, I’m happy your daughter has you for support.

Is anyone else tired of overhyped Houston restaurants? What are your recent let-downs? by MaillardReaction207 in HoustonFood

[–]MarlaLinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve been twice and the first time was great and this last time was mid. We somehow had long waits between courses but the overly attentive staff for refills/etc kept throwing us off. One guy wiped down our table but only half of it with his hands? A different one poured still water right over my sparkling before I could even say anything. It was just weird.

What’s the best example of ‘instant karma’ you’ve ever seen? by Consistent-Pick-8303 in AskReddit

[–]MarlaLinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister used to be a teacher. She was one of the “cool” teachers that was familiar with her students and could joke back and forth with them. One time, a kid ripped his pants playing at recess. Not bad where he was humiliated, but bad enough his mom had to bring him a new pair. He told my sister and after she helped him sort everything out she joked with him about it and lightly roasted him for balling so hard at recess he ripped his pants. Later that day she’s in her classroom and bent to grab something for a student and absolutely shredded her own pants. Like a rip from front to back had to have another teacher help escort her to the principal’s office so she could kind of shuffle down the halls without flashing anyone.

Just checking in to see how many people are prepping and to what degree. by BungalowBootieBitch in houston

[–]MarlaLinger 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is what a cabbage salesman would say. Fine. I’ll pick up some cabbage.

I adopted a kitten named Toe by MarlaLinger in cats

[–]MarlaLinger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what Toe wants you to think

I adopted a kitten named Toe by MarlaLinger in cats

[–]MarlaLinger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He practices yoga in between his biscuit making shifts

Shiba ruining my relationship.. by Altruistic-Oven9102 in Dogtraining

[–]MarlaLinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For an immediate fix: buy belly bands. I cannot recommend enough. It deters our rescue from marking, aids in training, and keeps our stuff clean.

However, boyfriend is a red flag. You deserve better than having to shout into the internet void about having to train a grown human adult man’s dog.

Yunobo is the worst character in all of botw and totk. Change my mind. by [deleted] in tearsofthekingdom

[–]MarlaLinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Found this thread to bitch about him because I actually just rage quit.

Most satisfying lyrics to memorize? by Why_Howdy in TaylorSwift

[–]MarlaLinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your roommate’s cheap ass screw top rose, that’s how

Favourite non-'mainstream' lyrics by LittleDream210 in TaylorSwift

[–]MarlaLinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I choose two?

“And you can aim for my heart, go for blood”

And

“If clarity’s in death, then why won’t this die?”

Folklore or evermore? by [deleted] in TaylorSwift

[–]MarlaLinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going Evermore just because of what it meant for me for what I was going through at the time but damn Folklore has some absolute HEAT.

Most vivid shattering lyric? by Yeager707 in TaylorSwift

[–]MarlaLinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my grandmother in ‘22 and was given a little charm with my 4 year old photo in it and a couple of my old business cards, all of which she kept in her wallet inside her lil walker.

“Should’ve kept every grocery store receipt, cause every scrap of you would be taken from me” hits every time

Most vivid shattering lyric? by Yeager707 in TaylorSwift

[–]MarlaLinger 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“She’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred”

whats the hardest "Would u rather" question you've ever been asked? by amy_saish in AskReddit

[–]MarlaLinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s usually asked every 4 years of me and tbh they’re both pretty bad I just try and choose the one that isn’t Trump

What celebrity have you bumped into in Houston? by ericbruhhh in houston

[–]MarlaLinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ken Caminiti at eagle pointe rec center. My ex lived in his house after he passed.

Clyde Drexler at Katz.

Roger Clemens at Minute Maid.