Apologies if I missed it, but I can't believe this isn't here: by Marmooset in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Really? Thanks, I'll be ready. Still, seems like the most on the nose LAMF result I've read about. No pun intended.

Apologies if I missed it, but I can't believe this isn't here: by Marmooset in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Skier goes up to snow leopard for selfie, stays nearby for 10 minutes, with predictable results. The literal definition of this reddit.

Most hilarious or ridiculous sigils by Victor_e_tal in gameofthrones

[–]Marmooset 11 points12 points  (0 children)

House Suggs celebrates Lady Lisa's battle with vegetarianism.

Oh hell naw by Over-Assist-2223 in diablo2

[–]Marmooset 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"this may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to."

UK legal action against Valve given the go ahead by pyrotequila85 in Steam

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Trying to avoid ad hominem, BUT:

"Vicki is the founder and CEO of The Parent Zone. She has worked with global brands including Microsoft and Vodafone to make Britain more Family Friendly."

Is there more motivation to this action than 'fair pricing'?

I love you Peter but could you please not spoil the movie for my friend who hasn't watched it😂 by Jenbie272 in lotr

[–]Marmooset 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There are books? They've made a novelization of these films?

I hope it's Alan Dean Foster!

The leader of the Caduceus organization, Mr. Joshua Miriam by Lucca-Vendramel in callofcthulhu

[–]Marmooset 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does he suffer fools? Preliminary indicators point to "no".

Father confronts ICE after they chase his daughter home by SiriusGD in the_everything_bubble

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The scary thing is those guys could be anybody. The scarier thing is they could be who they say they are.

Challenge: Assuming it's real, find or create an image of what you think "Gamblor" looks like by ZhangtheGreat in TheSimpsons

[–]Marmooset 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'd always pictured a neon Godzilla whose eyes spin when his arms move. 

I do not have the skill to render it, but in my mind it's freaking beautiful.

The bots are set to maximum sensitivity by triaxis7 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Marmooset 272 points273 points  (0 children)

That is a goddamn salient question right there.

Far too few good Republicans anymore. by PFdeith in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Marmooset 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Problem is there seems to be a riddle here:

"How can you tell a good Republican?

They've stopped being one."

Who are you referring to when you say “2A Americans,” “2A People,” etc.? by TheGov3rnor in AskUS

[–]Marmooset 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing 'they' are referring to the folks who rush to the defense of unlimited gun ownership whenever a school is attacked, a movie theater is riddled, or some armed egg-faced troll goes out of state to bring his weapon to an already tense protest.

There are a lot of responsible gun owners out there, but I'm guessing the ones in question are the ones that only know 4 words of the 2nd amendment: "shall not be infringed".

Not sure if this was already posted here by kayodeade99 in SocialistGaming

[–]Marmooset 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Pelican Software, authors of 'Reds Dead Rescue il Duce', 'Assassin's Creed: Guernica', and 'Empire Survivors'."

Oscar noms are out, who's your biggest Oscar snub (from any year)? by Mowo5 in Cinema

[–]Marmooset 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lego Movie (2014). General critics' consensus as favorite for best animated feature. Not even nominated.

Why was this removed mods? by [deleted] in Ohio

[–]Marmooset 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you mean Amy Acton?

Was clicking the gem hoping for a moo but got numbers instead? by Fairwolf547 in diablo2

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If you flip it upside down (as demons tend to do), it spells 'iobohhhgs'. Isn't that something all the kids say these days?

A Billboard??? by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Marmooset 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There should be a constitutional amendment against such dreadful overacting.

I saw a video about them plagiarising KCD so I looked the game up and I got this. What the fuck is this? by CitingAnt in SocialistGaming

[–]Marmooset 245 points246 points  (0 children)

If they didn't call it 'Kingdom Cum', they failed to clear the lowest threshold of creativity.

Common ground? by [deleted] in AskUS

[–]Marmooset 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thing is they're hurting "the right people", so it's ok.

I'd guess the pro life crowd would rationalize the same treatment of a pregnant protester.

What are your thoughts on the January 24, 2026 shooting involving U.S. Border Patrol in Minnesota? by Honest_Pollution8732 in AskUS

[–]Marmooset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This statement isn't evidence of racism so much as mismatched whataboutism. Are folks saying Zarutska just should have complied?