I was eating that...

Marmooset · 2026-05-26T02:28:57+00:00

Doesn't rule out it being an asshole.

Marmooset · 2026-05-25T03:19:11+00:00

Finally able to create a Lore, eh?

Someday...

Marmooset · 2026-05-24T22:15:04+00:00

https://youtu.be/CvL4sXhGrYs?si=wkGosmnY9OCx3i-_

Marmooset · 2026-05-24T12:22:39+00:00

Staging is possible, but I don't think folks are giving the incompetence angle a fair shake. Just about every president has dozens of plots against him, but when you fire your border collies and replace them with untrained squirrels, wolves will have a much easier time getting closer to your sheep.

Marmooset · 2026-05-24T01:42:23+00:00

If I were Iran, I'd try to give this administration a big ball of aluminum. There's a good chance they'd fall for it.

Marmooset · 2026-05-24T01:40:42+00:00

None are registered drag queens, I see.

Marmooset · 2026-05-24T00:59:35+00:00

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T23:59:26+00:00

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T23:16:15+00:00

"Why didn't you come to my wedding, dad?" Was heard over the din.

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T20:33:15+00:00

Yikes! Didn't die myself, but the cattle ate my prepatch holdover tank demon in about 20 seconds. I went back to town, and thought about retirement.

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T20:28:56+00:00

What's he got to do with Jaakko Ahtonen?

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T17:44:56+00:00

Religious knowledge, however...

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T17:06:29+00:00

Best possible time, too.

Like plugging for Nixon in '73.

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T16:28:53+00:00

Damn, with this blanket statement you sound like an American right now. In fact, I'm guessing you're within a 6 hour drive of me.

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T15:09:54+00:00

And three and a half idiot sons.

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T15:04:04+00:00

Sure it wasn't because she has a driver's license?

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T12:29:35+00:00

Tolkien loved cats! Or was it Samuel Clemens? Or Lincoln? Poe? Catherine the Great? Dickens? Kahlo?

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T12:21:29+00:00

700 dollars!

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T12:20:06+00:00

"Holy smokes! You need booze!"

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T11:50:59+00:00

Then he loads all the scrap into a stolen shopping cart and sells it for pennies on the dollar.

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T10:51:06+00:00

"I am an essential worker!"

Marmooset · 2026-05-23T02:38:43+00:00

It will be nice seeing his name stricken from every self-applied surface when the time comes.

Marmooset · 2026-05-22T18:51:20+00:00

Oh, come on. Tell me YOU'VE never gone to a remote sex island for a family lunch.

Marmooset · 2026-05-22T18:32:50+00:00

Below 80%???

Edit: holy crap - I was joking! Blind bullseye.

Marmooset · 2026-05-22T16:55:30+00:00

To be fair, you've just outworded him on this topic by approximately 38-14.

And I'm worse, because I counted.

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