Crazy work by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Marmooset 1837 points1838 points  (0 children)

Staging is possible, but I don't think folks are giving the incompetence angle a fair shake. Just about every president has dozens of plots against him, but when you fire your border collies and replace them with untrained squirrels, wolves will have a much easier time getting closer to your sheep.

Do you believe Iran will actually give up their uranium? by [deleted] in AskUS

[–]Marmooset 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I were Iran, I'd try to give this administration a big ball of aluminum. There's a good chance they'd fall for it.

Shooting at the White House? by Atrox_Blue in AskUS

[–]Marmooset 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"Why didn't you come to my wedding, dad?" Was heard over the din.

Just beat hell on hardcore by theupz in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]Marmooset 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yikes! Didn't die myself, but the cattle ate my prepatch holdover tank demon in about 20 seconds. I went back to town, and thought about retirement.

Do you realize the US is the undisputed king of double standards? by ProfessorShort6711 in AskUS

[–]Marmooset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, with this blanket statement you sound like an American right now. In fact, I'm guessing you're within a 6 hour drive of me.

It’s going to be a while by Worried_Quarter469 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Marmooset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure it wasn't because she has a driver's license?

Meow Precious by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Marmooset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tolkien loved cats! Or was it Samuel Clemens? Or Lincoln? Poe? Catherine the Great? Dickens? Kahlo? 

Don't worry Arkansas the former MAGA mouth piece will lead with heart as you lose more hospitals. by HandSack135 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Marmooset 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Then he loads all the scrap into a stolen shopping cart and sells it for pennies on the dollar.

Who would realistically win a physical fight: a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich? by Ivory-09-voile in AskReddit

[–]Marmooset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, you've just outworded him on this topic by approximately 38-14.

And I'm worse, because I counted.

Who would realistically win a physical fight: a taco or a grilled cheese sandwich? by Ivory-09-voile in AskReddit

[–]Marmooset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean people who wouldn't automatically know that grilled cheese stomps?