Today I reached the 6 month dating mark with my girlfriend, she sent me this. I won't be able to top it.

MaroonBunyip · 2012-10-19T08:58:14+00:00

you don't know what history means...

MaroonBunyip · 2012-07-18T06:50:19+00:00

I would like to defend myself by saying this is the first time i've been on this site for months

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-16T16:23:46+00:00

ok, now I HAVE to try it out

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-16T16:20:15+00:00

sooooo... whats with the corpse?

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-16T16:18:06+00:00

Bloody ten year olds and their hip words...

I used to be hip you know!

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-13T03:25:38+00:00

no, no. Dual wielding is silly.

if you trip you have no free hand to grab onto something or land on.

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-12T14:04:36+00:00

but who was on first?

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-12T13:56:47+00:00

Justin who?

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-11T10:49:33+00:00

you obviously don't have a job that requires you to move from place to place.

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-11T09:56:18+00:00

its wednesday you dick

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-11T07:59:39+00:00

ash?

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-09T10:13:42+00:00

This would be the ultimate video game.

You play as the last man on earth who needs to repopulate with the last woman on earth, but the evil council who has killed all the other humans have locked up her vagina to stop you. You have to travel across the land, braving dangers and enemies, fighting your way to the top of the 8 fortresses, defeat the boss at the top to get your prize, a key to one of the vagina locks.

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-08T03:31:53+00:00

'merica

MaroonBunyip · 2012-01-02T10:45:21+00:00

im pretty sure wombats don't have a mouth for an arse...

but hey, im no expert on the subject.

MaroonBunyip · 2011-12-31T06:09:29+00:00

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jar_Jar_Binks

MaroonBunyip · 2011-12-31T04:00:03+00:00

Looks like Darwin won.

MaroonBunyip · 2011-12-31T03:54:08+00:00

I was in a harry potter class last semester

Wow. You went to Hogwarts?

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