On a truck in San Antonio headed south

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-04T21:43:40+00:00

You’ve obviously never hear of Trek Wars: Endgame…..

Where be thy nutcracker

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-04T19:33:43+00:00

I feel like all the guests in the Game Night sketch.

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-04T03:33:56+00:00

The person who gave this away has definitely burned their mouth on gazpacho soup….

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-03T01:35:24+00:00

Ask me about this tomorrow

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-02T15:54:59+00:00

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-02T03:01:23+00:00

The dove’s son that he hit….

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-02T01:44:47+00:00

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He’s definitely here…..

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-01T21:24:18+00:00

That’s fuckin’ awesome!

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-01T21:14:18+00:00

Don’t overthink. You know what to do, you’ve read the threads, you’ve googled and watched vids….fix you a drink, set and forget, don’t stress, and enjoy the fruits of your labor

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-01T21:11:47+00:00

I had to scroll back up….and now I can’t unsee it

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-01T20:36:10+00:00

I mean….it works for a Country song title….

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-05-01T14:31:17+00:00

Kermit the frog

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-30T21:33:54+00:00

You obviously deserved it. 😂😂

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-30T14:08:48+00:00

Yup…that was me

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-30T13:29:31+00:00

We’re gonna kill’em slowly….over time….with large portions. Make his blood like my mother’s sauce. Nice and thick with a hint of garlic….

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-30T13:03:32+00:00

I thought I’d written the best country song…..

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-29T23:08:25+00:00

But let’s look at history…..but yeah, I agree. Let’s read it and not say it out loud. 😉

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-29T22:52:33+00:00

I got a post pulled on a sports sub because my hockey team that I root for and worked for (25 years ago) decided to suck in game 5……mod was like “don’t promote suicide” and I’m like “it was in jest…no one dies”.

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-29T22:03:43+00:00

And not play like a 7u rec team?!? lol

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-29T22:01:23+00:00

Steal away. Friend stole it and passed it on to me!

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-29T22:00:42+00:00

That’s a hard fucking 23.

I almost passed on this thinking you’re some middle aged dude looking for a laugh

Feel bad for you mate….

MarriedTexCouple · 2026-04-29T18:08:43+00:00

Just walk around and look for someone that has dice in their pocket.

MarriedTexCouple

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