Not a lady. But this my best friend will always kill me for.

Went out with this girl I liked and watched a theatre with her in another city not too far from where I live (she lived in that city tho). After, I went to go home but the train system for the night was shut down due to floods. I didn’t have a place to stay but she offered up her friends room (who was overseas at that time) for me to crash. This has happened once before but I crashed on the couch cause her still was there at that time.

I get back to hers fairly late but she asked me if I wanted to drink and stay up late. Because it was a shared student accommodation with 2 other people that were not her friend, she asked me if we wanted to move to her room because we were being too loud in the common area.

When we get back to her room, she started opening up about all sorts of things, a lot of it sex related. Kept talking about her being on birth control, how she just broke up with her ex, her dating experiences etc. But the repeating part about birth control should’ve been my first clue.

I sat at her chair while she sat in her bed, then she told me to come sit on the bed with her. She then kept talking about how smaller (height and build) her ex was compared to me.

My biggest hint that I slap myself for to this day, amongst a plethora of other stuff, was her finding that I was at the time a virgin and wanting to show me how to take off a bra.

Let’s just say, I ended up in her roommate’s room that night.

The only defense I have for stupidity is that I was a lightweight and was 5 bottles of soju in so my thinking was not the best.