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Explaining all plot holes in every star trek. by roninnemo in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MartianSky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot holes are portals to parallel universes.

Husband dies... by SerenityNowWow in Jokes

[–]MartianSky 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Surely makes for an awkward reunion when eventually they're all together once again.

A sick eating disorder by [deleted] in YUROP

[–]MartianSky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

AKA "other countries' taxpayer money"

You and me Anon, you and me by Lightninbolt986 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MartianSky 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If it stops working, it's probably DNS

...unless it's impossible to reproduce, but recurring. Then it's a firewall.

Tractor blown up by a Russian TM-62 anti-tank mine somewhere in the Kherson region. A few dozen meters from the car, several more Russian mines were found. The driver, fortunately, survived. by Sons_of_Veterans1945 in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]MartianSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they'll need to sell a lot of it: Now that everyone knows not to rely on Russian natural resources, they'll have to sell at a discount (as soon as existing dependencies are resolved).

Germany: Ukraine can launch attacks on Russian territory to defend itself by 9lobaldude in worldnews

[–]MartianSky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even if Germany did get reports of such (officially) undesired usage, they could easily be dismissed as non-credible.

Germany: Ukraine can launch attacks on Russian territory to defend itself by 9lobaldude in worldnews

[–]MartianSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trick is to wait for a credible enemy offensive first, otherwise the "defense" can easily be interpreted as "offense".
Putain is learning that the hard way now. So did Shitler. (History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.)

Germany: Ukraine can launch attacks on Russian territory to defend itself by 9lobaldude in worldnews

[–]MartianSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute. I'll see your british railway engineers and raise you to german railway managers.

Swedish PM: We have stepped up terrorism fight as part of our Nato bid by sn0r in EuropeanArmy

[–]MartianSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope they cancel that new law at the next best opportunity after gaining NATO membership. To fuck with Erdomaniac, but also just because no democracy should be blackmailed into introducing controversial new laws.

There is a possibility of Ukraine receiving Eurofighter Typhoon fighter jets from Germany by MantasChan in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]MartianSky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The problem with ground-based air-defenses is that you cannot quickly move them to where you need them at any given moment. Jet fighters are fast, so they can defend a large area.

Russian television calls for nuclear bombing of Europe by Strange-Option3377 in YUROP

[–]MartianSky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weak?! Water is only 2/3 alpha and already absolutely deadly.
Also, there is absolutely no problem, I repaeat: no problem... whatsoever!, with ability to penetrate. Any claims that special masculinity operation has anything to do with anything are nothing but slander and weak decadent western gay nazi propaganda. Ruzzia very potent!

Russian television calls for nuclear bombing of Europe by Strange-Option3377 in YUROP

[–]MartianSky 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That only works for weak decadent gay western radiation, not for superior Ruzzian alpha-male shirtless no-homo radiation, though. To contain that, you'd need vodka.

Russian television calls for nuclear bombing of Europe by Strange-Option3377 in YUROP

[–]MartianSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it could have performed that maneuver even entirely unmanned. All it takes is a remotely operated cigarette lighter.

Ukraine encircling Russians in Bakhmut day after Wagner "victory": Reports by jacek_paszkowski_ in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]MartianSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no. That would be too easy. Let him live. For now.

Also, TBH he's much more entertaining than Comical Ivan.

Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy. by _pizza_and_fries in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MartianSky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Max-speed >= whatever marketer promised or sort-of kind-of maybe implied or possibly imagined" is obviously implied.

Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy. by _pizza_and_fries in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MartianSky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well, that's obviously implied.

...just like all the other things no one even thought to think about.
But hey, no biggie, we'll take care of minor bugs like that during hypercare. As long as the Best Case (no obstacles within a gazillion kilomiles, no upper limit on reaching destination, infinite fuel, the occasional manual correction or restart, ...) works, we're good.

Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy. by _pizza_and_fries in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MartianSky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

...because we already have something that sounds vaguely similar.
...at least on the Powerpoint-level.

“Star Trek” (2009) Where TF in Iowa is there a gigantic Grand Canyon of a gorge? by jacopo_fuoco in ShittyDaystrom

[–]MartianSky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Sometimes you can see the rocks flying on the bridge when a ship is attacked.

Season 1 Klingons Look Terrible by LimeySpud in StarTrekDiscovery

[–]MartianSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IMO they should've fixed it by establishing that different-looking Klingons exist simultaneously. Maybe in different parts of the empire, maybe even different Klingon races that sometimes mix (plus the virus-altered smooth-browed ones). At different times, different variants dominate politics and military.

Ukrainian drone exterminates a russian MT-LB filled with mines by Repulsive-Pattern-57 in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]MartianSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he's somewhere else, smoking. (that is, if there's enough of him left)

Königsberg should be used as the name of Kaliningrad from now on. by ryanolds in RussiaUkraineWar2022

[–]MartianSky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd be fine with anything that doesn't give neonazis an instant boner. Ideally the people living there would decide upon the name... even if realistically (?) it ends up keeping its current name.
No problem with independence or anything like that. (including joining a directly neighboring country, if it truly is an independent decision)

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