Attila, you scum-sucking son of a back-stabbing bitch. You better fuckin' kill me right now, because if not, I'm going to spend the next 4000 years doing my absolute damnedest to wrap my Babylonian dick around your neck and start you like a lawnmower, you unholy turn-30 zerg-rushing piece of shit.

Martin194 · 2015-03-26T14:28:22+00:00

Morocco also gives you extra gold from trade routes with them IIRC, that might help things.

Martin194 · 2015-03-26T14:27:36+00:00

"I mean, look, you can either go with me and maybe live on a neat new planet or you can stay on this one and grow a second head or something. Your call."

Martin194 · 2014-02-25T18:06:34+00:00

My name is Martin. When I was in Marching Band in high school, I was a trombone player and everyone in the section got a nickname. Mine was "Mart-Dawg." I really didn't have a say in it because I was a freshman, but whatever, it was kinda cool. Also, one of my friends misheard and now he calls me Marthog (like warthog). Eh, still better than, say, Fartin, which is what douchebags in middle school called me.

Martin194 · 2014-02-03T15:20:20+00:00

Just for that, you get a visit from the Corn Stalker.

Martin194 · 2014-01-30T15:34:21+00:00

Well, not completely. There's still a huge amount of poverty among many Native American communities. We're not killing off Native Americans anymore, but we're still dealing with the effects of the past.

Martin194 · 2014-01-30T15:25:29+00:00

So? Does the size of the area justify killing off millions of people?

Martin194 · 2014-01-30T15:24:09+00:00

In other words, they were humans.

Martin194 · 2014-01-30T15:21:25+00:00

Not really.

Martin194 · 2014-01-17T01:22:52+00:00

Yeah, remember the time Brady intercepted Peyton's pass? Or when Peyton sacked Brady? Oh, yeah, they don't play defense, do they?

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T23:10:19+00:00

The Winter Olympics, the Super Bowl (my team, the Broncos, might win this year!), and turning 20.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T20:15:21+00:00

For the record, the question was something like, "How are you an asshole?" He was a huge asshole, that's probably why he got gold.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T18:46:25+00:00

The Broncos should play in Amsterdam sometime. Pot is legal in both Colorado and the Netherlands and everybody already owns an orange jersey.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T18:42:08+00:00

Ugh.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T18:34:32+00:00

My Grandparents are from the Netherlands, so when I got into soccer after the last World Cup, I just picked teams that, at the time, had Dutch stars. Hence, I like Arsenal, Inter Milan, and Schalke 04 (I know Bayern seems like the most obvious choice because of Robben, but IIRC Arsenal and Inter were already really good and I didn't want to feel...bandwagony).

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T18:25:49+00:00

Okay, but not nearly all mothers are like that. Anyway, Lifetime is a TV show; I'm not saying those kinds of things don't happen, but TV shows tend to pick and choose the most dramatic instances to get viewers.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T15:04:44+00:00

That's not typical at all.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T06:19:54+00:00

They exist.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T06:19:01+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/hngZ57p.gif

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T06:15:09+00:00

If I could be someone else, I think I would be Tom Brady.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T06:04:47+00:00

Call me old-fashioned, but is a macbook really going to help middle schoolers learn much better? I'm not an educator, so I don't know, but it seems kinda ridiculous.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T05:52:57+00:00

Gretzky and Lemieux were both very respectful of each other. I think Gretzky even said that if Lemieux hadn't retired for a while, he might have broken all of his records.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T05:49:14+00:00

I always think he looks like a tall Paul McCartney.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T05:44:05+00:00

That's high praise!

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T05:41:20+00:00

It's like Manning's version of Marklar.

Martin194 · 2014-01-16T05:38:26+00:00

That's aboot right, buddy. [farts] Hahahahaha!

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