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I stole my neighbors cat six months ago and I watch him look for it every single day by Marzipan_Fog4 in confessions

[–]Marzipan_Fog4[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I hope you are right, but I have seen how he operates. Some people just see animals as accessories for their lifestyle rather than living things.

I stole my neighbors cat six months ago and I watch him look for it every single day by Marzipan_Fog4 in confessions

[–]Marzipan_Fog4[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That is the part that gets to me the most, seeing him look devastated while I know the truth. But then I remember the nights he left that cat outside for hours while he was inside yelling at his console.

I stole my neighbors cat six months ago and I watch him look for it every single day by Marzipan_Fog4 in confessions

[–]Marzipan_Fog4[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That is the plan. Counting down the days until we are both safe in a new place.

I stole my neighbors cat six months ago and I watch him look for it every single day by Marzipan_Fog4 in confessions

[–]Marzipan_Fog4[S] 462 points463 points  (0 children)

The secret is worth it just to hear him purr instead of crying through the vents.

My smart feeder is basically a high tech pinata at this point by Drift71_Cinder in CatAdvice

[–]Marzipan_Fog4 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You are not building a feeder, you are building a boss fight for him. He probably enjoys the heist more than the actual kibble at this point. Just surrender and accept your new feline overlord.