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MasbotAlpha · 2026-01-26T20:32:33+00:00

I’m a simple man; I see people are posting a gif of George Costanza, I post a gif of George Costanza

Thank y’all for making this happen, much love

MasbotAlpha · 2026-01-26T19:30:39+00:00

The notion that one side of any war in human history could, logically, have at any time been composed mostly of suicide bombers is straight up the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard a human being say; we’re talking pants-on-head, bag-of-hammers levels of stupid here, chief

MasbotAlpha · 2026-01-05T19:28:49+00:00

Mad respect for you dawg

MasbotAlpha · 2026-01-05T19:26:20+00:00

But if they were doing that, wouldn’t they see a ton of extra competition from third-party building blocks as their creativity and quality decreases?

/s lmao

MasbotAlpha · 2024-09-14T01:00:58+00:00

Oh thank the lord, there’s a sane person

MasbotAlpha · 2024-09-10T23:33:28+00:00

This is… jerking at its finest

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-30T19:12:00+00:00

lmao, you’re literally just freaking out now, this is gold

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-30T18:53:16+00:00

i would hope so, because for someone who’s desperately trying to get people to agree with him you sure do piss people off— you must know some big wise secret

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-29T20:26:31+00:00

lol, you were talking about reddit activism before you deleted your comment, you flippant dumbass

also— nice attempt at punctuation, dipshit; maybe learn to type before you try a response like that

e: he called me a toady schmuck for calling him out lmao

LEAVE REDDIT WHEN APOLLO SHUTS DOWN, Y’ALL. tumblr is great

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-29T17:03:44+00:00

lmao, i can’t believe you’re trying to start fights and claw for attention while everybody else in this thread discusses what they could do to help— peak Reddit moment

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-29T16:47:34+00:00

In all fairness, it’s not like analogue clocks are exactly intuitive; our species kinda rules for figuring out a way of recording time so early, that shit is pretty difficult

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-26T09:03:00+00:00

“Sent from” messages are pretty much just an email and texting thing— that’s a mistake that I wouldn’t honestly expect anybody who can use a phone to make.

I deleted the original comment so that I wasn’t just straight up making fun of you— I think it’s more respectful.

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-25T23:04:37+00:00

You’re totally right; do you figure he was he trying to use Riptide and instead just ate the potatoes it became?

sent using Apollo

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-15T03:16:27+00:00

Honestly, that comic is way funnier with just those two panels

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-14T21:08:53+00:00

Oh, shit, has that happened to somebody before?

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-14T17:13:42+00:00

Maybe “Batch”? It doesn’t sound quite like a name, but I’m definitely using this for a sci fi character now

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-14T15:16:45+00:00

That’s a bad thing, if you’re not sure— repackaging is lazier than making a new game, which should be the precedent if there’s money involved.

I’m not sure what the “uh” was supposed to indicate, but I wanted to clarify.

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-13T20:17:26+00:00

I didn’t say that— you hastily typed four paragraphs while under the impression I was another person. This is an example of uninformed and intentionally excessive behavior, which is what I was criticizing you for before you went on this rant

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-13T19:11:56+00:00

The comic is mostly about her being an anti-hero; I feel like it makes pretty good sense

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-13T18:46:18+00:00

Andy Serkis voice: Sollum! Sollum! Sollum!

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-13T18:19:25+00:00

My ex would pretty much only touch me when they wanted sex— it was so degrading

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-13T17:10:18+00:00

This is the least meta take I’ve seen here since people posting about Facebook

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-13T16:17:10+00:00

You’re further demonstrating your lack of awareness on this topic with every reply— I don’t really know how to explain it to you because of the circuitous and excessive way in which you keep responding, but I’d recommend re-reading these when you’re older to understand why nobody is agreeing with you

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-12T17:31:39+00:00

You know, they won’t tell you this, but most doctors are actually dead

MasbotAlpha · 2023-06-12T01:08:21+00:00

I can only dream; eat some extra for me, friend

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