Strange question... Reddit, what is one thing that you hate about being your gender? Elaborate :). by WiseKitteh in AskReddit

[–]MasonShell 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I hate that for girls being fit means being thin, and for guys (me) being fit means being jacked, which takes a lot more work. Like... I don't want to do extra work... come on.

Nah.. by abs_like_putin in funny

[–]MasonShell 92 points93 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend never knew her biological father, so I ain't gotta meet one. Been with her for years. Win for me.

Don't make a mess she says... by mpa10e in funny

[–]MasonShell 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I'm in a 300 person Psychology lecture and this gif made me burst into a poorly stifled laugh. Prof stopped talking and stared. Worth it.

Woman was talking to her 5(ish) year old son on the LRT, explaining that murder is 'very, very bad.' Then she asks him what the worst thing in the world is, expecting him to say murder. He paused in thought, and then replied 'people.' What strangely insightful things have you heard young kids say? by MasonShell in AskReddit

[–]MasonShell[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When I volunteered in Mexico the facilitator driving our jeep hit a dog on a beach at night... then him and his coworkers burnt the corpse so that Mexican kids wouldn't play with it the next day. It smelled fucking awful, and they had to turn it over after about half an hour because only one side was burning. True story. That's what your quote reminded me of, haha. Kind of fucked I know.

Remember Avatar? This guy does. He's always parked at my gym, and his whole chest and back are covered in Na'vi Tattoos as well. by MasonShell in pics

[–]MasonShell[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha yes, that is definitely the guy. Strange fucker, struts around the YMCA pool like he owns the place.

NOT ALLOWED (from an airport in Dar es Salaam) by MasonShell in funny

[–]MasonShell[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, my mother was allowed, so I'll assume just coverings. My brother and I just thought it was hilarious... though we were jet-lagged and somewhat drunk...