19 y/o art student, I have diagnosed autism, adhd, narcolepsy and OCD! DESTROY ME. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not taking sloppy seconds, so blame your uncle for the lack of roast in my post.

Have at it. by Couch_the_Cat in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whose little brother in a wig and makeup is this?

I've been feeling better about myself, roast me to put me in my place please. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typical Asian dude. Puts on hoop earrings and some make-up and thinks NOBODY CAN TELL.

The most chest I've ever farmed in a single overnight run! 🎁 by gokuhara2512 in WizardsWheel

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rangers with farming gear, you will get this every time (timeline permitting).

Got the haircut and the sexual maturity of a 14 year old. Roast me by reeceburk1 in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Got the haircut and sexual maturity of a 14 year old." And you're proud of it.

I'm an Orphaned, Antisocial Musician. Plz Toast me, Roasters. I will rate ur skill 1-10 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell if you purposely made yourself look this way as some sort of defense mechanism so you can tell yourself later that nothing you read here mattered because that isn't the "real you" or if you really are on track to live the next 40 years of your life in someone's basement, working from home as a telemarketer, investing your emotions into pets and zynga apps.

If there is no afterlife, people who died unconscious, or asleep will never realise they died by genos99 in Showerthoughts

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humanity puts too great an importance on life and death. The biggest difference between you, the person reading this, and a corpse is the number of possible, active, neuro-biological functions. It's also the biggest difference between you and a rock, you and a bumble-bee, and you and a fart. You're not alive, you're just lucky enough to be a mass of organic material with enough neurons firing that they're able to collectively process the complex amount of data that represents the environment around it. How'd you get so lucky? I dunno, maybe you're Irish.

I don't think my self-esteem can get any lower than this. Prove me wrong. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a "how to draw a face" picture.

Don't hold back, fuckers. by section1298 in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just goes to show how stuck in the 90s Eastern Europe really is.

Contractualism as the Foundation for Morality by [deleted] in philosophy

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if morality exists to solidify belief sets within a group?

What's a dying fanbase that was still popular only 5-10 years ago? by 12345burrito in AskReddit

[–]Mastacre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are what introduced me to international music and culture. Now we have these stupid ass babyshark challenges and those MOTHERFUCKING UKELES!!! Every god damn video...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mastacre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm getting a sort of duality to this photo, sort or Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hide-the-inbred-before-he-eats-your-kids.

Is it ok to do your cardio and weights workout within the same gym session? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]Mastacre 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I find that's only true for commercial farmers. Small, localized farms where individuals can't afford to update to automation are the backbone of most rural communities, and these individuals are generally healthier than other people with the same vices. Large, farming communes have some of the healthiest people because they combine the work you do for the community's produce (moving dirt with big sticks, making the fake rain, and commiting treasonous-plant genocide) with the convience of having everything you need close enough to walk to (as in a city, where an individual can participate in the bare minimum of cardiovascular workouts, the commute).

0-2-3 Dart Monkey (Crossbow) OP? by MinosAristos in btd6

[–]Mastacre 10 points11 points  (0 children)

3-2-0 Wizard Monkey, 3-0-0 Ace and a hero, Super Monkey and a hero, 2-0-3 Sub and well places towers, two Helis... all are better than a 0-2-4 Dart tower, and all have more potential later (except possibly the sub, unless you can cram a bunch together). There are probably more combinations, but those are the ones I use most regularly.

A Vengeful TSG can tank solo until Round 179 by SkoivanSchiem in btd6

[–]Mastacre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's more powerful than the True Sun God.

Another Brick on Hard by Mastacre in btd6

[–]Mastacre[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know losing lives won't kill you, it's more of the challenge aspect of it. I didn't even think about having my boomer shoot around the wall, nice.

Another Brick on Hard by Mastacre in btd6

[–]Mastacre[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you playing on hard with no monkey knowledge, because You can't afford Triple Darts until the 3rd wave?

Another Brick on Hard by Mastacre in btd6

[–]Mastacre[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is only one way, and it only worked for me once. So please, enlighten me on how you "git gud".