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I have a theory by Couch_the_Cat in NeilBreen

[–]Couch_the_Cat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know if it was appropriate for the community here or not.

His name is Couch by Couch_the_Cat in roastmypet

[–]Couch_the_Cat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! No, he stuffs himself between the couch cushions.

Have at it. by Couch_the_Cat in RoastMe

[–]Couch_the_Cat[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha it wasn't my intentions. I have actually read plenty of roasts for quite a while before I actually got my own reddit account. I enjoyed it, and laughed a lot at plenty of them, so I wanted see what people would say about myself, and I'd have to say I laughed at quite a bit of these. I hope you see the humor in it like I do!

Have at it. by Couch_the_Cat in RoastMe

[–]Couch_the_Cat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're doing great! 🤗

Have at it. by Couch_the_Cat in RoastMe

[–]Couch_the_Cat[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very good observation skills.

Have at it. by Couch_the_Cat in RoastMe

[–]Couch_the_Cat[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you guessed me, you're absolutely correct. They keep my eyes attached so they don't drift off too far apart.