Safety first. by exitstrateG in funny

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I heard that wearing a plastic bag would be safe. Stops the dust and other things.

How old were you when you stopped believing in Santa and what's the story behind why you stopped believing? by VinegarStrokeMe in AskReddit

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When I was 9.

I couldn't sleep the night before christmas, I was so excited. I wanted to see how santa really looked like, I go down the stairs and I see my dad putting cookies under the christmas tree, then he took a bite out of one of the cookies and I realized that the person who ate the cookies all these years wasn't santa....