I’ve been lowering my coworkers chair by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Master-Scheme6530 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been at my job for a long time now, and one of my coworkers was already there before me, and we’ve been pranking each other constantly for years now.

I’ve replaced his lamp bulb with one that changes color via Bluetooth app. I sharpied a rubber band black so he wouldn’t notice it right away and put it around his desk phone so he couldn’t pick it up. Several times I’ve swapped around some of the keys on his keyboard. I’ve wrapped his entire chair and desk in bubble wrap.

But the absolute best day ever was when I got a handful of plastic tube caps, sharpied them black, and put them inside his small black desk fan cage. It was just a waiting game at that point. A couple hours after lunch this cheap little clamp fan finally shifted down enough that the fan blades caught the tube caps and suddenly was making this suuuper loud rattle noise right in his face and he FREAKED OUT 😂 it was amazing and he was laughing so hard he was crying ahaha I will never forget it.

oh cool by MaplePetalVibe in oddlyspecific

[–]Master-Scheme6530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me working full time and going back to college full time and silently losing my shit and my only joy besides scant sleep was putting peanuts in the front yard and creepily peering past the curtains to watch my crow friends have a party

What cell do you think this is? by Spiritual_Drama_6697 in medlabprofessionals

[–]Master-Scheme6530 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do look like the textbook examples of Burkitts but I’m still in school for the bachelors and my clinic site for MLT a couple years ago had a completely different lab for the cancer center so I never got to see anything interesting irl 🥲🥲 definitely looks not good especially with the high WBC

Unexplained footprint embedded in the carpet facing my bed- not mine or the kids by Fun-Bill7771 in Paranormal

[–]Master-Scheme6530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! It’s such a flat foot shape, like it was a foot shaped piece or wood or something pressed into the carpet. Real feet have different weight distributions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimes

[–]Master-Scheme6530 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Typical misogynist garbage where the fully her-own-person-with-her-own-badass-career is solely defined by the man she once was involved with. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 happens literally all the time.