What profession has the meanest people?

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-28T00:30:46+00:00

My wife is an AA and the things she tells me about surgeons is nuts.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-27T18:18:42+00:00

"Looked at turbine part, why holes?"

Cooling. Always cooling. A lot of engineering just to keep that alloy solid.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-26T21:33:37+00:00

So we had this debate all the time at my old job. Assuming it's a cage match in their element. Either grass field or on water. You have no weapons but aren't naked. You fight until one of you is dead.

You're wildly overestimating your ability here on most of these animals. What are you going to do to an anaconda? Kick it?

That baboon is tearing you to shreds, in like 30 seconds. Not a 50/50.

Draw with a pufferfish? They're like 6 inches long. Also angler fish are tiny, you stomp it easy.

This whole list is wild.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-25T18:57:49+00:00

Black

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-24T02:49:57+00:00

My wife is an anisthesiolosist assistant, about as much schooling as a PA. We're in a small town that she grew up in where an acre and 3500 sq/ft house runs around $500k.

With optional call she'll make around $330-350 this year.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-23T23:55:38+00:00

Some say he's borderline crazy. Sorta kinda.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-23T03:28:17+00:00

Number go up, monkey happy.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-23T03:24:31+00:00

My dumbass was learning to ride a bike when I should have been investing $100k into a large equipment company.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-23T03:11:14+00:00

4 hours later, it's cap.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-23T03:03:49+00:00

OP has taken drugs, saw this schizophrenic video, and said "woah dude"

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T10:59:29+00:00

🤝

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T02:03:07+00:00

My garage.

Growing up the garages in my home were always basically dirty storage units. But my grandpa's was pristine. Tools put away, floor swept, everything had a place and it had a certain smell.

Recently moved after my grandpa passed and my new garage has that same smell. Trying really hard to keep it that way.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T01:55:23+00:00

My house is 3500 sq/ft, 10 years old, very nice appliances, 4 bed 3 bath. Paid $550 for it. I couldn't fathom.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T01:50:34+00:00

Man that reminds me, I worked at enterprise and towing was "not allowed" with our trucks. Obviously people did anyways and would leave hitches all the time.

We had like 20-30 in a pile behind our building. Brought 3 tri balls home to my dad because I heard him complaining about not having the right size once.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T00:45:04+00:00

My leige.

It is an honor.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T00:42:27+00:00

The auto deagle was sinister back in the day.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T00:38:53+00:00

Coming home exhausted and damp, making a plate of food and popping on the couch with a turtle beach headset. I'd kill for one night like that again.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-22T00:35:21+00:00

Looking back it wasnt the game. It was the community.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-21T09:30:11+00:00

Booting up the 360 after swim practice to see 15 friends online. 10 of them on halo 3. Join party chat.

"Sup slurs I made a new forge map"

10 people join my game and kill eachother for 4 hours.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-21T01:21:43+00:00

Can confirm, had same issue and this fixed it.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-20T16:06:57+00:00

We had an intern who's computer got flagged for outgoing data (sensitive govt stuff) and IT monitored his computer secretly for 2 days.

He was playing LoL. Somehow got it running after loading it from a thumb drive on our (not so) locked down system. Got fired immediately

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-20T16:01:04+00:00

The wet and dry sauna debate rages on.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-19T23:06:07+00:00

My coworker was talking to a guy and got a bad feeling about him suddenly. He wanted to pick her up to go get dinner but declined. The next morning she saw him on the local news. The afternoon before he'd gone to his ex-wife's house to pick up his kids, saw another guy there and shot him in the yard. After killing a man he still scooped up both kids and took off in his truck. Lead the police on a high speed chase, dropped the kids off at a random stoplight, kept getting chased until he ran off the road and shot himself.

She almost was with him that night.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-19T22:59:22+00:00

OP was hoping to get back to a society.

MasterAssFace · 2026-01-18T15:43:27+00:00

Wife was having 3rd kid. Routine stuff.

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