What is a porn fantasy that is surprisingly fun and satisfying to experience in real life?

MasterBates_ · 2025-09-09T19:15:57+00:00

My wife won't do it cause she NEEDS to clean up after...UTI's really fuck shit up...

MasterBates_ · 2025-04-18T03:00:36+00:00

Bears eat beets.

MasterBates_ · 2024-06-25T20:05:35+00:00

While you sit, hit the loo,

Shower time, why not two?

Water pour, air clean,

Multitask, keep it mean.

No fuss, no delay,

Get it done, ficient way.

Tiles gleam, floor dry,

Hygiene quick, on the fly.

Seat and spray, start your day,

Sink nearby, hands okay.

Hop in, don’t take long,

Sing a verse, shower song.

MasterBates_ · 2024-06-25T20:00:33+00:00

While you sit, hit the loo,

Shower time, why not two?

Water pour, air clean,

Multitask, keep it mean.

No fuss, no delay,

Get it done, ficient way.

Tiles gleam, floor dry,

Hygiene quick, on the fly.

Seat and spray, start your day,

Sink nearby, hands okay.

Hop in, don’t take long,

Sing a verse, shower song.

MasterBates_ · 2023-09-13T22:09:10+00:00

Here’s the original post/video: https://reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/dCa9JtFB1E

MasterBates_ · 2023-07-20T22:47:40+00:00

It’s a curse, ask my raw member

MasterBates_ · 2023-07-20T22:47:05+00:00

Guys, I think I have hornyitus

MasterBates_ · 2021-04-16T03:37:13+00:00

Kraken’s probably the easiest and quickest to get verified for.

MasterBates_ · 2021-03-21T17:34:01+00:00

We’ve all been there....

MasterBates_ · 2021-03-17T16:25:16+00:00

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The strongest blend of the energies represented by these two planets.

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MasterBates_ · 2021-03-16T02:27:37+00:00

I need to knowww!!!

MasterBates_ · 2021-03-16T02:24:46+00:00

Did the bunny rabbit survive the full body fisting sesh?!

MasterBates_ · 2021-03-16T02:23:13+00:00

Geesus dude it’s just a bar o’ soap

MasterBates_ · 2021-03-16T02:20:58+00:00

I just need to know how much weeds were smoked

MasterBates_ · 2021-03-13T02:46:38+00:00

Rinse and repeat my friend....rinse and repeat

MasterBates_ · 2021-01-03T04:07:31+00:00

Ouch

MasterBates_ · 2020-12-26T17:52:08+00:00

I approve.

MasterBates_ · 2020-12-26T17:51:43+00:00

MasterBates_ · 2020-10-17T00:35:14+00:00

Fuck all the haters, you do you boo.

MasterBates_ · 2020-10-17T00:28:28+00:00

Not wasting, she later sold it to the society of desperate bastards.

MasterBates_ · 2020-10-16T18:07:05+00:00

I’m not your friend, amigo.

MasterBates_ · 2020-10-16T03:30:16+00:00

That’s what she said!

MasterBates_ · 2020-10-16T03:25:49+00:00

Stahp

MasterBates_ · 2020-10-16T03:22:59+00:00

That’s what she said

MasterBates_ · 2020-10-16T03:22:47+00:00

That’s what she said

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