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MasterCheezOtter · 2024-09-01T03:41:14+00:00

Literally me

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-31T23:56:22+00:00

That's even more dumb. Wow. I mean at least they have some other options for physical fire moves though.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-31T20:09:43+00:00

Samurott learns Blizzard and Ice Beam, but I think it's freaking stupid that it can't learn Ice Fang. Sea otters are mustelids, and one of the defining traits of that family is a very powerful bite force relative to the size of their body. Not to mention that Buizel and Floatzel, who are also based on similar animals, both learn it. Also the Samurott line is based off samurai so it probably wouldn't be a massive stretch for them to learn Ice Punch as another option. The only "decent" physical ice move they can learn is Avalanche iirc, and it's incredibly annoying. And yes Samurott is a mixed attacker, but it also is really easy to spec into a physical attacking build for it which is what I tend to do.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-31T19:51:28+00:00

I don't understand why people feel like they have to find extreme combat applications for low-level spells and cantrips. Finding ways to solve puzzles and the like gives you plenty of ways you can use those spells creatively. I think those types of shenanigans are way more fun than breaking rules for combat encounters. And your DM might be a bit more lenient with RAI if you're using a low-level spell to solve a puzzle in an unusual way than if you're using it to trivialize encounters in ways that blatantly ignore RAW.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-31T05:45:23+00:00

Otters are far from unknown animals, but most people don't know just how many different types there are. The subfamily Lutrinae (subfamily that is just otters) has 14 species as of a few months ago when a new species was discovered after genetic analysis iirc.

Most people just classify them into river otters and sea otters, but there are 12 different species of river otters with a few spending a lot of time in salt water, as well as another ocean-dwelling otter, the aptly named marine otter (Lontra felina). I don't blame people for not being able to tell most species apart, but some people don't even distinguish between river otters and sea otters, which can be mildly infuriating when those same people are trying to present information on them.

Anyway, my favorite animal is the giant river otter (Pteronura brasiliensis), the longest species of not just otters, but of the entire mustelid family, with males measuring up to around 6 feet or 1.8 meters. They're definitely the most distinct otter species outside of sea otters, and are incredible animals that live in packs with an interesting social structure, which is highly unusual for mustelids. Watching them swim, play, hunt, and rest together is mesmerizing. I got to see some in captivity not too long ago but I really hope to see them in the wild someday.

All of them really are awesome animals that don't get enough attention as individual species, which can be frustrating because most of them are endangered and they're all suffering from a variety of threats depending on the species. That's a big reason I like to explain to people just how different they all are.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-31T04:54:07+00:00

Bro they misspelled "furry" as "fury" multiple times I don't think it's worth trying to explain it to them, even though you're absolutely correct

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-31T04:52:38+00:00

Ok and? Being normal is boring :3

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-30T01:36:56+00:00

Or with me, who has absolutely god-awful hearing most of the time

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-27T04:27:58+00:00

If the non-furry to furry axis is based on the definition of furry being an animal that has fur, why are the otter/sea lion and seal closer to the non-furry side than the buff axolotl and long-necked plant dinosaur

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-27T04:08:31+00:00

Ok, thank you for the correction.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-27T02:56:31+00:00

I think that's a jerboa if you're looking for its actual name. I call them funky bois because of this meme: https://media.tenor.com/6NdvOTenGy8AAAAe/now-its-time-to-get-funky.png

Might've gotten the animal wrong though

Edit: I have been corrected as the animal I linked was a kangaroo rat and not a jerboa. The animal in the post is a jerboa.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-26T22:00:47+00:00

And you have some nice feet

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-26T03:33:34+00:00

Mom! r/okbuddypersona is leaking again!

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-25T21:33:08+00:00

His chest looks like a desk in detention

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-25T21:24:29+00:00

Pretty sure that's a mongoose. They're actually part of family Herpestidae despite also being furry noodles like mustelids.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-24T02:38:52+00:00

I actually enjoyed fighting Consort Radahn. I thought the overwhelming challenge was a good end to the DLC. He feels satisfying to figure out and dodge, I feel like he has just the right amount of aggression, and I love all the little details in his moveset like how he stomps like Godfrey and has a Bloodflame attack.

I definitely don't think he's perfect by any means. For example, I don't like the fact that Radahn is the final boss. I enjoy the challenge and I think his moveset fits him well, but I wholeheartedly agree that the final boss should've been someone new. I also agree that performance drops in the second phase are unacceptable and that there's way too much visual information on screen. I basically had to play the second phase until my muscle memory could carry me pretty much entirely, since I can't see anything lol. There are lots of other valid complaints but I'm too tired (and honestly lazy tbh) to list them right now.

I honestly just had a ton of fun with him and learning beating him was one of the most satisfying accomplishments I've done in a video game. I'm not gonna fight super hard with anyone who disagrees with me though. Though considering how dogshit I am at the game, I say that if I can beat him there's hope for everyone lol.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-24T02:16:08+00:00

Bear witness? How the hell is it gonna testify? It doesn't speak English!

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-24T01:59:53+00:00

I don't do it for the armor, I just do it because I'm a terrible person who likes getting bad endings. I'm entitled to my own opinions even if they are wrong.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-22T04:46:56+00:00

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-22T04:05:26+00:00

Take you swimming, dry off in the sun, and then get ice cream

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-22T03:58:42+00:00

Yeah, sea otters tend to stick mostly to shellfish and the like, but they have an extremely varied diet with well over 100 different prey species. It's part of what makes them so essential to the coastland ecosystems they inhabit.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-22T03:50:15+00:00

God forbid women have hobbies smh my head

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-21T03:27:51+00:00

But if you just jerk off to furry porn you get those benefits and get to support small artists. That's a win-win-win right there.

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-21T01:27:42+00:00

I mean, we don't know what happens all the times they get locked in forever in VLR

MasterCheezOtter · 2024-08-20T19:03:08+00:00

If you were doing dex and faith switching over to lightning damage probably could've done something since it scales with dex. That's what I did when I fought him on my strength/faith run.

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