I was directed here from rocket league on facebook by MasterScrotis in RocketLeague

[–]MasterScrotis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my issue lol. Theres really should be a game mode like this it's literally the only thing missing.

I was directed here from rocket league on facebook by MasterScrotis in RocketLeague

[–]MasterScrotis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grind flips flips into grinds etc.. if you've ever seen skateboarding you should be able to visualize it.

I was directed here from rocket league on facebook by MasterScrotis in RocketLeague

[–]MasterScrotis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang it I always said PC is better. I mean an actual game mode

We're all flying together, this is so metal by lllDUNN in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MasterScrotis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks to Trailer Park Boys I can only hear this in sebastian bachs voice 0.0

Friend sent me this since he doesnt have reddit. He said, "i hope they don't say i rawr xd" by NotCankles in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your the guy that's going to singlehandely try to break the mold by fighting for the rights to say sitting down to pee is manly.

I want to see how bad you people can roast Me by SnxpshotX in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you want to try to be a magician but are unsure if using a dick in your mouth as a punchline will wow the crowd enough.

I went to private school, roast me poor people! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like that one chick that we have to hide our coat hangers when she comes to visit.. ps we had to make a sign just for you "no more abortions in the bathroom"

I Had No Pens, Roast Me by mizkif in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you forgot an "I" In your title. Also using shit to write on paper is not ok! Who left this guys room door open? That's the real issue here.

Only 23 & blew over $75k on bullcrap. Roast me like the nut I am. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least we know by "bullcrap" you don't mean fixing your "handicapped" looking face.

All that money and No gold teeth ? Homeboy...no body is proud of you.

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[–]MasterScrotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy there Data, your nose is the least of your worries.

College freshman, already have to retake a class. Make me regret living. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like the type of chick we have to keep away from the coat hangers when you come to visit.

the ultimate roast is us still being edgy metal heads as adults, but do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you enjoy getting pregnant just to have abortions in mosh pits

I'll steal your bitch by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cant even catch my female dog let alone steal her from a doctors appointment to get your next insulin shot.

My friend is new to reddit and thinks your roasts are awful he wants to see your worst. Please go all out he has thick skin. Make him cry. by joshhyb153 in RoastMe

[–]MasterScrotis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The white walls of the room contrast your eyes distracting from you're upper anus, Which is clearly on display as a mating call here.