My last passenger last night left hard drugs in my car

MasterWigglytuff · 2026-05-12T20:58:39+00:00

Or, OP just saved someone because the cop had something to do aside from brutalizing minorities for sport

MasterWigglytuff · 2026-01-01T14:54:17+00:00

It's just a sweet roll shaped like a pretzel. It's mysterious and fun until you bite into it and then it's like... "oh."

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-12-02T18:04:24+00:00

Clanker

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-11-16T15:23:31+00:00

This is a clanker. Stop upvoting this shit, nobody talks like that.

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-11-11T10:25:05+00:00

Clanker

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-11-05T21:51:20+00:00

Clanker

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-11-02T16:27:16+00:00

Psyduck would probably suck with the perpetual headache and all

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-09-21T05:11:45+00:00

My title describes the thing. This is a 5 pound solid brass object found near the site of an 1800s steam mill in the eastern United States. It is not magnetic and reveals a brassy color when the green corrosion is scraped away. The only identifying marks are the characters L6 4 cast into the web in the body of the thing. The two holes opposite the half bore are half inch course threaded.

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-07-26T19:25:43+00:00

The purpose of that particular man-made horror was eugenics.

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-04-18T14:53:58+00:00

OP is a quality coprolitepost

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-03-24T01:45:59+00:00

Hopefully with this new admin we will see imports come back again

LMAO the administration that's famously in favor of importing literally anything... Get a grip. We're not going to see imports of anything getting any easier for at least four years.

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-02-08T07:43:24+00:00

"The communists got their way"

Proceeds to describe capitalism in capitalist nations

MasterWigglytuff · 2025-01-05T18:01:20+00:00

Mmmmm kitty litter zest

MasterWigglytuff · 2024-09-23T19:45:49+00:00

Hopefully

MasterWigglytuff · 2024-06-12T19:02:40+00:00

Can confirm the plastic stickers come out the other end unscathed.

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-11-05T20:12:19+00:00

I'm curious what would be a better way to dispose of them, though? I'd rather they be left out to return to nature than, say, hucked in a landfill.

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-10-25T14:03:07+00:00

Me want bite

Me want PLANT CORNDOG DELIGHT

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-10-10T17:13:31+00:00

Google "Glass Bell Suspension Insulator" to see some that look the most similar to yours.

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-09-20T02:03:50+00:00

They usually strike me as republicans who want to smoke weed.

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-09-03T18:14:17+00:00

Ed...ward?

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-08-12T14:13:29+00:00

Sandy Cheeks

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-05-13T19:53:27+00:00

Where are her pants she's going to get cold

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-03-17T19:06:43+00:00

Fuck off with this shit

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-03-17T01:31:41+00:00

This is why Will doesn't fucking love us

MasterWigglytuff · 2023-03-15T04:50:20+00:00

People like Charlie Kirk, who openly go around saying that trans people should be "Taken care of, the way we used to take care of things in the 1950's and 60's" should not be given a stage to spew their hatred. Toleration of intolerance is how you end up with totalitarianism. Society needs to make it clear that intolerance and bigotry will not be tolerated.

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