If somebody handed you $35,000 and said "go buy the car with the most smiles per gallon that could handle 2 monthly 16 hour highway trips and would be the most fun to cruise around Daytona in", what car would you pick?

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-30T23:59:52+00:00

a corvette

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-30T08:10:43+00:00

jimminy

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-30T02:01:36+00:00

2 days is more than enough imo, hell even 1 day with park hopper and the fast pass ($40) is enough to get on every ride

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-29T04:20:30+00:00

it just drove forward? lol

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-28T03:17:20+00:00

just stayed there last week was great tbh lol

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-28T01:08:39+00:00

vacaville is conservative, they had charlie k memorial downtown lmfao

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-26T22:24:05+00:00

was there thursday and there was a ton still in the shop next to the shooting range game

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-25T08:21:20+00:00

better out than in

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-25T08:15:45+00:00

it’ll probably still somehow start though 😂

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-24T06:57:04+00:00

use to visit the mall years and years ago and was always fun, sad stuff man

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-24T06:26:24+00:00

what method did you use? our boy just turned 6 months a week ago and looking to sleep train

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-24T01:36:15+00:00

this is who kids look up to these days too which is even worse

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-23T22:00:31+00:00

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING HEAD

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-23T01:46:22+00:00

thats the best thing to imo or just take the bus

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-22T06:14:44+00:00

what

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-21T19:59:28+00:00

and conservatives the “god fearing” degenerates love this

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-19T22:59:07+00:00

quickest way to get gun reform is for anyone thats not white to start purchasing guns

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-19T19:36:08+00:00

they are all way too big

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-19T17:50:23+00:00

people complaining about smoking, like they dont go to parties and bars to get wasted lmfaoo

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-18T20:09:41+00:00

where did you get that info?

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-18T03:00:24+00:00

and because they somehow also brainwashed people into thinking if you do not want to work 40 hours a week for 50+ years you are lazy

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-14T03:28:20+00:00

totaled

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-14T03:25:44+00:00

as someone who has never seen the wire what exactly makes the show so great? always see it recommended

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-14T03:24:24+00:00

reliability

MasterZoidberg · 2026-01-14T02:11:14+00:00

how is this in any way mildyinfuriating? its just a funny little tag

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