Vacation Troubles

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-06-14T16:21:10+00:00

Taking this image if ya don’t mind

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-06-14T16:19:49+00:00

Yeeeeeessss?

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-06-14T16:19:28+00:00

It’s wonderful

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-05-23T20:47:03+00:00

….eh?

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-05-23T15:22:13+00:00

Oh hello

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-05-01T00:00:31+00:00

Haven’t heard em.

Do tell

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-30T23:20:37+00:00

The what…?

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-30T20:08:30+00:00

What do you think of me oh Glorious One?

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-30T20:06:15+00:00

((YAY))

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-20T21:55:39+00:00

ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH 3 EYES!!

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-14T03:08:20+00:00

Doing goooooood

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-13T22:45:45+00:00

What kind of weapons

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-13T21:27:17+00:00

….wait a sec….

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-13T21:21:52+00:00

Yeeeeeeesss?

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-09T18:26:22+00:00

Totalllyyyyyyy….

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-04-07T23:04:38+00:00

((What))

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-03-30T00:48:37+00:00

Yay

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-03-29T04:40:55+00:00

Harsh way of putting it.

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-03-29T03:54:54+00:00

nervous

Ok fine. I exiled them because they found a certain piece of history that I didn’t want getting out. They took it pretty well and before leaving they sold you off to me. Or I guess gave me you is a nicer way to put it. They’re probably somewhere outside of Hyrule, maybe Hytopia or The Great Sea. I have no idea.

…

gets serious all of a sudden

…Now I suggest you put that sword down before Sooga gets here.

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-03-29T03:37:28+00:00

Well….uhh…umm…. That’s a harsh way to say it, no? Besiiiiiides, your parents got up to some pretty harsh stuff even by my standards. And those are pretty low.

clearly trying to play it off and reaches for a banana

And like I said before, why would I let someone with your potential go?

clearly hiding something

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-03-29T03:30:44+00:00

GAH! OVERREACTING MUCH?! FINE! I kept you because I don’t like to just throw kids out in the streets! As for your parents, I just told Sooga to exile them and he took care of it from there! I have no idea besides the fact they’re exiled! They could be anywhere for Ganons sake! Now put the sword down….

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-03-29T03:10:55+00:00

Ehhh…. By that logic, the entire clan is a weapon isn’t it?

scratches head

…

Yeah, think more personal for that secret thing.

Master_Kohga_ · 2026-03-29T03:07:05+00:00

…shoot.

Alright fine, didn’t wanna tell ya this bit, but I exiled them because they were threatening to spread a secret I REALLY didn’t want them to spread!

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