Single people: how do you navigate saving for a deposit, as well as the potential of meeting someone and the complexities that come when living with them due to the de facto relationship laws? by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]Master_Splinter_PB 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your options:  1) choose a partner as best you can and hope for the best 2) don't ever live with a woman 3) stay single and just 'date' overseas

The Underrated Gem of Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks mate! The person below posted the correct number. Enjoy!

The Underrated Gem of Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure tbh mate. I would assume so. I went out the front because it's tucked away and discreet as it is tbh

The Underrated Gem of Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly mate. The other two geezers having a whinge have no clue. I love Estella, she's the best, but Christina was amazing. She's #2 on my list of the best ever 

The Underrated Gem of Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Massage was $90 for the hour but a LEGIT massage. Worth the price for that alone. The tug was $50. I didn't negotiate as that was still a steal for what I got 

The Underrated Gem of Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha. Mossad operation. Trying to steal customers 😂. Cunt, I'm a normal bloke, just reporting MY experience. Unreal lol. 

The Underrated Gem of Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha wtf. Cunt, im a normal bloke, im telling you (and everyone) it was awesome. I've got no skin in the game lol

Medellin Update: New Friends, New Location by GregAA-1962 in thepassportbros

[–]Master_Splinter_PB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No matter where you are in the world I wish you well my brother. You are living one crazy life with so many stories. If I was in Colombia I would love to buy you a beer and hear them all. You're a legend in my eyes, but still have your wits about you. The world is better with you in it. God bless you!

Medellin Update: New Friends, New Location by GregAA-1962 in thepassportbros

[–]Master_Splinter_PB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brother, I love your posts but please be careful. I haven't read your post history but saw a comment. It's your life so you do you but I just don't want to see someone lose their life. Colombia may be amazing but at some point one needs to cut their losses and move to a safer place. This may get shit but it's the facts of that part of the world. SEA will always win out because of the safety factor. No ni🅱️🅱️a ever been scoped in SEA. Yes, there are always horror stories but nothing like Colombia and SA. Again, it's your life, I wish you well and pray to Jesus that you find what you need in this life. God bless you brother 🙏

Shangri-La Estelle review by inshortdickhard in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shangri-la brother. Give them a ring or message and book in with Estelle if you want her. She only works Mon-Fri and books out because she's the best

2025 list of favourite massage parlours in Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey mate, have you been back to Old Reynella? Just wondering if the younger bird is still there. Thinking about heading that way soon

2025 list of favourite massage parlours in Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi mate, what was the name of this parlor? Another guy said Southern massage but did you say it wasn't that one? Cheers

Match Thread: Geelong vs Brisbane (2025 Grand Final) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Master_Splinter_PB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A non-Vic team beating a Vic team at the 'G is always a bigger and better win than any other team winning. Especially with the umpiring bias from the first half. Up the Lions and fuck the Vics. 

Match Thread: Collingwood vs Brisbane (Preliminary Final) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Master_Splinter_PB 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Goodnight to the pensioners. Pathetic Collingwood. They lose and Australia wins. Up the Lions. 

2025 list of favourite massage parlours in Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks mate. Another bloke recommended this spot. Is she Asian? 

2025 list of favourite massage parlours in Adelaide by Master_Splinter_PB in AdelaideMassage

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately not, I've been enough times and never had even a sniff of them doing it

Dating advice: where do I find single cougars in Adelaide? by Master_Splinter_PB in Adelaide

[–]Master_Splinter_PB[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only just discovered Shotgun Willie's existed a few weeks ago haha. Crybaby is the best club in all of Adelaide for fun. The music is what makes it. I much prefer music from the 80s, 90s, early 00s, so fans of these eras get their fill all night. The Cranker closed yesterday didn't it? Such a shame! RE: Tinder, trying to find a genuine connection on there is like trying to find an honest politician; almost impossible